Paris 2024 - Day 8 (Sat 3 August)

[Eddie]

Australia looking like favourites in the men's windsurfing.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

I don't understand Dressage. It's ludicrous.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

I don't understand Dressage. It's ludicrous.

You’ll get a stick to the back of the leg with that attitude.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

You’ll get a stick to the back of the leg with that attitude.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Love when the horsies do their silly little dance!

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

I'd rather HORSEY DISCO

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

I assume the losing horseys end up in Iceland

 

[Madison]

Guaranteed medal in the horse dancing.

 

[Madison]

We need Demark to get less than 78.039 to get a silver.

 

[Madison]

First glimpse of Kayak Cross about to start - qualifying round.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Denmark's first medal.

Bronze for GB

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Love the silly little forward rolls the men have to do in the middle of their routines.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Crikey, we’re level with China on total medals

 

[Madison]

GB bronze (at least) in the floor

 

[FetchFugly]

I do appreciate the Ukrainian's flare work.

 

[Madison]

Could Luke have won?!

 

[FetchFugly]

Those landings were ROCK SOLID

 

[Madison]

WTF?

 

[FetchFugly]

AGOG

 

[Madison]

Can they appeal?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

What’s the tea here!?

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Happy for Jake Jarman. I think I love him a bit.

 

[win_the_game]

That poor Ukrainian twunk. That’s the third time he’s finished in 4th place at these Olympics.

 

[Madison]

Why aren’t they explaining that score?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

That poor Ukrainian twunk. That’s the third time he’s finished in 4th place at these Olympics.

Well if he needs comforting…

 

[ButterTart]

What happened?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Luke Whitehouse gave what looked like a near perfect routine that everyone expected would go 1st/2nd then the judges scored it 6th.

 

[FetchFugly]

Luke explained in his interview that the difficulty was taken right down on his routine because he landed his second element at less than 90 degrees or something.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Always exciting to see a NORTH KOREAN!

 

[Madison]

YIKES

 

[Madison]

What an iconic image.

 

[Madison]

It’s Max time. Deep breath…

 

[Madison]

Shit

 

[Madison]

I just hope that Irish cunt doesn’t win.

 

[ButterTart]

Well, we’re LANGUISHING in fifth after another DISMAL day of settling for the shit medals, and @Madison hasn’t given me much hope of Max salvaging this SINKING SHIP.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Obsessed with this mysterious American geek!

 

[FetchFugly]

Poor Max having to sit there and watch all these whippersnappers excel.

 

[Madison]

Obsessed with this mysterious American geek!

He constantly bangs on about his girlfriend.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

He constantly bangs on about his girlfriend.

Is that supposed to make me hate him?!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I didn’t think I STOOD A CHANCE!