Pope Francis DEAD (6 Viewers)

[ZenGiraffe]

Does the new Pope have to wear the same outfit or is it like Doctor Who and they put a new spin on it? Just thinking the hat is getting a bit tired.

This pope was much more plainly dressed than Darth Popus before him, so they do get to choose

 

[octophone]

Who's going to launch A Pope For Moopy?

I wouldn't risk it. We'll end up accidentally picking the wrong Ian Watkins and then we're in trouble.

 

[Ill Advised]

Is there a TV talent show for his successor?

POPE IDOL

 

[octophone]

POPE IDOL

That's a Basil.

 

[Lucille]

Does the new Pope have to wear the same outfit or is it like Doctor Who and they put a new spin on it? Just thinking the hat is getting a bit tired.

Here’s a helpful thread of cunty fashion pope moments.

 

[Madison]

How sad.

I hope the conclave doesn’t clash with Eurovision.

 

[Soldi]

RIP to this Mahmood stan

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I hope they keep the daddy who designs the popes outfits on with the new one

 

[Lucille]

RIP to this Mahmood stan

Oh she wants to hit it bad.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[jivafox]

I guess he didn’t dance!

 

[KC 🦋]

Katy Perry for Pope

 

[Madison]

Cardinal TAGLE FTW

 

[Tisch]

Pope PIZZABALLA pls!

 

[Tisch]

Pope PIZZABALLA pls!

Also kind of ALRIGHT if we're going down the dishy daddy pope route (which we absolutely should be of course)

 

[Lucille]

Will we be getting the Papal elections at the same time as the Eurovision rehearsals? What a time for gays who love PAEGENTRY!

 

[KC 🦋]

Pageant gays?

 

[Lucille]

Out of 252 Cardinals, only 137 are eligible to vote, the rest are all OVER 80 YEARS OLD.

 

[Lucille]

There’s a FUN WEBSITE to review the contenders and their policy positions!

The College of Cardinals Report

A groundbreaking new website aimed at helping members of the Sacred College know one another better in view of the next conclave and into the future.

collegeofcardinalsreport.com

 

[dmlaw]

On the one hand, it would be nice to have a Pope Sarah. On the other hand, he sounds like a bellend even by the standards of Catholic cardinals.

 

[Lucille]

Also kind of ALRIGHT if we're going down the dishy daddy pope route (which we absolutely should be of course)

Do we need a potential pope SHAG RANK?

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Do we need a potential pope SHAG RANK?

Yes please

 

[Ellie]

This one looks a bit cheeky.

 

[octophone]

That's a knowing look. It absolutely says "I've had your mum".

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Conclave is a fiver today!

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Here's your HOTLIST

 

[GNL]

I wonder if his album will go number one?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh this one would definitely be the evil pope

 

[Lucille]

Can you imagine an AMERICAN POPE?

 

[Lucille]

The most liberal one obviously the hottest.

 

[Ill Advised]

 

[Lucille]

Remember to follow POPE CRAVE for all your hot Conclave updates.

 

[Lucille]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Do they still grab the Papal ballsack to confirm they're a man these days?

 

[Finn]

I want a YOUNG POPE, please.

Sick of these half-arsed cunts who retire or die after 10 years or so. Let's go for one who'll put the decades in like my boy John Paul II

 

[Finn]

Alternatively one who'll die mysteriously after a month, like my boy John Paul I

Pope John Paul I conspiracy theories - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[VoR]

I'm sorry but I just don't believe you should be allowed to dress like this if you're from WISCONSIN

 

[GNL]

I want a YOUNG POPE, please.

Sick of these half-arsed cunts who retire or die after 10 years or so. Let's go for one who'll put the decades in like my boy John Paul II

I want a YUNG POPE. One who will release a critically acclaimed mixtape, date a b-tier Kardashian, and battle opioid addiction.

 

[Shoat]

I do enjoy how these religious fruits who likely disown fantasy fiction, video games, and magic, all dress like they're off to slay a level 72 wyvern with a blizzard spell and the Beads Of Justice

 

[Suomi]

I do enjoy how these religious fruits who likely disown fantasy fiction, video games, and magic, all dress like they're off to slay a level 72 wyvern with a blizzard spell and the Beads Of Justice

and having a terrible time