Last week's episode with the MOZZARELLA PARTY was honestly one of the most fun times I've had with New Jersey since Danielle THE DUCHESS Staub was shuffled off to the glue factory. WHO is the camp new friend of?? She almost felt like a production plant. Surely some sort of failed stand-up comedian chasing her LAST SHOT of a breakthrough
The new Danielle is begrudgingly great, although I can't WAIT for the inevitable Trump-loving social media reveal.
I have no idea why we have the other new boring Wife when Jackie (and hot husband Evan) is RIGHT THERE desperate for a d-list feud with new Danielle.
I was NOT HERE for the extended husband scene however this episode, and one of the new husbands (the one with the DEFINED BEARD??) makes me feel QUITE ILL! Why are they all SO RED?
That said I do have a soft spot for Big Frank (and lets face it Delores' new man has a CLASSIC CASE of GAYFACE), and was quite into queen Bill being utterly checked out in the husbands scene and deciding to stir the pot at the last minute because WHY NOT!
I swear Bill regrets every single second of his family ever signing up for this show.