Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 3

[Phoenix]

Lol we’re so predictable

 

[Lucille]

So much religious diversity!

 

[jivafox]

Why does this family sound like they’re talking at x1.5 speed?

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I am getting slight FANCYPANTS Heather Dubrow the conch-blower vibes from the mother of the GAY SON

 

[Phoenix]

This one has had the best work on her face so far

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Also when she says "Seth" it sounds like SEX

 

[jivafox]

A jewellery design business

 

[Lucille]

I hope the gay son doesn’t let us down but I have high hopes.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The gay son is my early favourite

 

[Phoenix]

Undersexed? I bet he gets his willy sucked on those business trips

 

[Lucille]

No Mary yet? Obviously saving the best til last.

 

[jivafox]

omg here’s MARY

 

[jivafox]

TEASE

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

This other brown haired woman is BORING ME ALREADY!

 

[Lucille]

Omg SEXY DOG!

 

[Phoenix]

Does Lisa live in this house? It looks empty

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Does Lisa live in this house? It looks empty

OMG I love a Housewives STUNT HOUSE

 

[Lucille]

I’ve heard of none of these tequilas.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I'm already declaring Lisa a FLOP HOUSEWIFE, NEXT!

 

[Phoenix]

The grit and hustle posters are

 

[Frozen]

Already hoping she’s a one and done HW

 

[Lucille]

1st assistant?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

SADNESS IN HIS EYES

 

[jivafox]

Not the botox in the ARMPITS

 

[Phoenix]

Heather’s face is unfortunate

 

[Apoca]

I WANNA DO MY KNEES.

 

[Lucille]

Are we supposed to be impressed by a $6000 wedding dress, isn’t that STANDARD?

 

[Phoenix]

A wedding already?

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Wait what we are getting a WEDDING in episode ONE?!

 

[Frozen]

I’m getting NY Kristen vibes from Whitney

 

[Phoenix]

Whitney reminds me of Kristen from NYC

 

[Frozen]

That is a hairstyle

 

[jivafox]

Oh it’s a VOW RENEWAL

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Heather’s face is unfortunate

It's QUITE SOMETHING under the fluorescent lights of the salon I don't think she needed SO MUCH so young

 

[jivafox]

Ugly pig husband CHECK

 

[Lucille]

Are we supposed to be impressed by a $6000 wedding dress, isn’t that STANDARD?

ALSO IT’S HIDEOUS.

 

[Phoenix]

Fucking hell are they all descendants of body guards?

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Whitney reminds me of Kristen from NYC

OH GOD NO! "Pretty is smarter than you think!" FUCK OFF!

 

[jivafox]

Is that Diane Warren

 

[jivafox]

She’s banging her stepson