San Marino 2025: Gabry Ponte - Tutta L’Italia

[auretz]

Very long advert break, thank God there aren’t 20 entries plus interminable Italian talking to get through (not to mention the endless interval acts)!

 

[Kratz]

If it isn’t Monge, I’m not interested.

You won't be saying that by the end of the evening.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I haven't seen a single MONGE ADVERT ALL SEASON.

 

[Kratz]

Clipboard!

 

[AGinAg (38)]

FOO

 

[dmlaw]

Very long advert break, thank God there aren’t 20 entries plus interminable Italian talking to get through (not to mention the endless interval acts)!

It may have already been on for an hour and a half so there’s a good chance we might have missed as many as four entries.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Oh look a dirty road protestor.

 

[auretz]

I had assumed we’d get a reveal but…

 

[Lucille]

What entry are we up to?

 

[AGinAg (38)]

She's just POOR

 

[AGinAg (38)]

What entry are we up to?

13/20

 

[FetchFugly]

She is very attached to her brown cloak.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Scanning the audience for EMPTY SEATS and BAGS.

I think I've spotted a handbag on the floor.

 

[FetchFugly]

And the hood goes back up.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

To think a brave fireman died for those horrible trousers.

 

[dmlaw]

This white suited chap is almost bad enough to get in the Top 5 at Sanremo.

 

[auretz]

Even San Marino has a bigger venue than Ireland

 

[Alla]

Scanning the audience for EMPTY SEATS and BAGS.

I think I've spotted a handbag on the floor.

Also injured people.

 

[FetchFugly]

It does looked more packed out this year, though I guess we'll see if they have the required endurance.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Who's this EVIL QUEEN?

 

[Alla]

He won't shut up unless they shoot him.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

It does looked more packed out this year, though I guess we'll see if they have the required endurance.

Fingers crossed the cloakroom is locked again.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

He won't shut up unless they shoot him.

Or the AIDS gets him.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

It's Eiffel 65

Is this an entry?

 

[Alla]

It's Eiffel 65

Is this an entry?

This is the favourite to win.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Hang on, this is...

 

[dmlaw]

I feel like I might have heard this before somewhere.

 

[Kratz]

Please let this win…and beat Italy

 

[AGinAg (38)]

A shoe in SURELY

 

[AGinAg (38)]

The audience GO WILD

 

[dmlaw]

The audience GO WILD

They’ve just been told that the bar closes in ten minutes.

 

[dmlaw]

I’m fairly sure that the male host just called this entrant a cunt.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I’m fairly sure that the male host just called this entrant a cunt.

That's the Italian word for singer.

 

[dmlaw]

That's the Italian word for singer.

I know. It was a Malta joke.

 

[Lucille]

DIVA ALERT

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I'd like to think SHE IS A CUNT.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I know. It was a Malta joke.

Snap.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

A sad intermission

 

[Lucille]

This seems much more HIGH BUDGET than last year, they’ve clearly laundered all those entry fees well.

 

[Lucille]

A sad intermission

Sanremo fans know the Italians love a MORBID MONOLOGUE.