SORBVISION™ II: RESULTS EXTRAVAGALA (ft. GALA, Märy Kiäni & Kelly Wilde)

[straightorbroken]

Hey Moopy, you wanna get... SORBVISION™ II over with? It is finally happening on Sunday, 7:30pm. Below is an outline of our programme. Song submitters revealed in show.


SORBVISION™ II: RESULTS EXTRAVAGALA - SHOTS WILL BE FIRED


[HOST 1]

VOTER 1: jyxz
VOTER 2: Funky
VOTER 3: GinAg (39)
VOTER 4: Butter Tart
VOTER 5: Zen Giraffe
VOTER 6: Indie
VOTER 7 : Suedehead
VOTER 8: Iguana
VOTER 9: Tisch
VOTER 10: BoysForSeles
VOTER 11: Kala
VOTER 12: RaspberrySwirl
VOTER 13: Rhythmbandit
VOTER 14: Untitled
VOTER 15: jivafox

[HOST 2]

VOTER 16: Tommie

[HOST 1]

VOTER 17: Saltwater
VOTER 18: OutSynk
VOTER 19: dmlaw
VOTER 20: Berly
VOTER 21: Haiku Rewrites
VOTER 22: Kratz
VOTER 23: TBA (they're back!)
VOTER 24: Penelope

[HOST 3]

VOTER 25: wildchild
VOTER 26: Ill Advised
VOTER 27: straightorbroken

[HOST 1]

VOTER 28: Raining on Me
VOTER 29: Pingu

WINNER ANNOUNCED

 

[untilted]

I do have a social commitment on Sunday night BUT I’ll try and dip in where I can and worst case scenario I’ll just binge it all after!

Looking forward to it

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

I think that I’m Voter 17

 

[straightorbroken]

Can a @Moderator please pin this? It's almost Sunday. Mille Grazie

 

[ButterTart]

The thread is now officially as sticky as a stick.

 

[straightorbroken]

Can you handle the pace? With a mere month of this, we're suddenly on the eve of the live RESULTS EXTRAVAGALA live, which will be screened live tonight at 7:30pm. Let's reveal the avatars whilst I remember at 00:55 shall we



This:

Artist: BESS
Song 1: Riivattu
Avatar name: Bopping to this entry

Was @OutSynk

This:

Artist: Gazapizm
Song 2: Pisliğin Üstüne Basmışlar
Avatar name: 10 POINTS

Was @ButterTart

This:

Artist : Moyka
Song 3 : Rear View
Avatar : Robot Vera from Superman III

Was @jyxz

This:

SURPRISE BITCHES, it's song 4.

Artist: Charlotte Cardin
Song 4: Confetti
Avatar: Surprise, bitch

Was @Berly

This:

Song 5: Knocks & Sofi Tukker - One On One
Avatar: Taking Your Eye Off The Ball

Was @Pingu

This:

Artist : Nadine Shah
Song 6 : Topless Mother
Avatar: Don’t fuck with me, fellas

Was @BoysForSeles

This:

Song 7: Paola - Thymos
Avatar: Soraya Montenegro's wrath

Was @Saltwater

This:

Song 8: Boyfriend
Artist: Charles & Brother Zulu
Avatar: Puppy vs Kitten

Was @Funky

This:

Song 9: Where Is My Man - Eartha Kitt
Avatar: HITLER SERVING

Was @GinAg (39)

This:

Artist name: Highly Suspect
Song 10 name: Natural Born Killer
Avatar: DEATH TO ALL OF THEM

Was @Iguana

This:

Artist - Hande Yener
Song 11 - Sopa
Avatar - Stocking up on faceless bops minutes before the ASFM deadline

Was @Raining on Me

This:

Song 12: Fun - Black House ft. Roses Gabor
"Avatar": I've found my moment...



Was @untilted

This:

Song 13: BRAT
Artist: Chrissy Chlapecka
Avatar: Sonja running

Was @ZenGiraffe

And move over everyone, because this:

UKRANIAN ARTIST: MISHA ROMANOVA
SONG 14: ЛУННАЯ (Lunnaya)
Avatar: Angel from Ukraine

Was @Kala

Okay that's GALA LIVE SYNC 1 done. Let's do GALA SYNC II.

 

[Ill Advised]

The timing of this is great when I’m pretty damn drunk

 

[straightorbroken]

This:

Artist: Perfume
Title: Time Warp
Avatar Gif: Serving Kaiju Cunt

Will be revealed in the live results extravagala. It will be screened live, so I won't say it will be screened live again.

This:

Artist: BWO
Song: Sunshine In The Rain
Avatar gif: It's [redacted] bitch

Was an avatar chosen by me for @tommie because I forgot to pester him for one. It was originally submitted by @Penelope who went with something else. Anyway...

This:

Artist: Malena
Song: Flashing Lights
Gif: Good luck everybody!

Was @Kratz
This:

Song: Feel About You - DJ Koze Remix
Artist: Melle Brown, Annie Mac, DJ Koze
Avatar gif: Actually scratch that, make it THIS

Was @Penelope (again sort of)

This:

Song - not worth it
Artist - Maria Mena
Avatar: Happy Dance

Was @Ill Advised

This:

Artist - Vanessa
Song - Upside Down
Gif - "Your nan wishing you good morning"

Was @Tisch

This:

Artist: Little Nell
Song: See You 'Round Like a Record
Gif: Piranha (1978)

Was @jivafox (I had to buy this on Blu-Ray - I'd never heard of it)

This:

Artist name: Dreamcatcher
Song name: Scream
Gif: My Thoughs On GIF Avatars

Was @dmlaw

This:

Alice Merton - No Roots
Gif - Girl Bye

Was @rhythmbandit

This:

Song: She's Kerosene
Musical act: The Interrupters
Gif: "literally the first result for a GIF if I search for 'angels'"

Was @Indie

This:

Psychos by Jenny Lewis
Gif: Alita - Battle Angel

Was @Suedehead (loved this film - I saw it in the cinema twice)

This:

Pandora by Kara
Gif: Angel from Tekken 2

Was @Haiku Rewrites

This:

Song name: Helesinine Laguun
Artist: Ly Lumiste
GIF: Shockwave

Was @wildchild

This:

Song: Madly
Artist: The Haze
GIF: Anyone seen Molly?

Was @RaspberrySwirl

And that leaves me. Who was I? Well, I was Veronica Lake!

Song: She's On My Mind
Artist: Romy
GIF: Veronica Lake

 

[straightorbroken]

Buckle up then. The show is a wild ride.

 

[Ill Advised]

This was my favourite ASFM!

Loads of excellent songs

 

[Indie]

Woo! I was exactly the entry I thought I was.

 

[OutSynk]

I thought Moyka was @Pingu but I guess @jyxz makes sense too.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Is Perfume @Diddy ?

 

[untilted]

I didn’t guess any, although with respect I didn’t attempt to either But now I’ve got a FLAVOUR so maybe I’ll be better next time…

Im a bit tied up tonight but I’ll try and get on here when I can. I’m sure it’ll be fabulous

 

[Tisch]

Well @jyxz fair play, you stole my song! By stole I mean I had a PM all drafted out and then decided to go for a nonsense entry, so what I've sacrificed in points, I hope the satisfaction in enriching all your lives with Vanessa makes up for it

 

[jyxz]

Well @jyxz fair play, you stole my song! By stole I mean I had a PM all drafted out and then decided to go for a nonsense entry, so what I've sacrificed in points, I hope the satisfaction in enriching all your lives with Vanessa makes up for it

Would you believe it….

Vanessa was on MY shortlist

 

[jyxz]

I think @ButterTart also had Moyka as a potential too

 

[Tisch]

I was convinced it was @D5K who's been mentioning her and that song both willy and nilly recently.

 

[OutSynk]

Yes, we ALL knew the song already.

 

[D5K]

I was convinced it was @D5K who's been mentioning her and that song both willy and nilly recently.

Which is exactly why I'd never consider entering her into ASFM.

 

[Kala]

YouTube is already fired up and waiting!

@straightorbroken how long is the video?

 

[Kala]

OMG MARY!!!

 

[Kala]

WE'RE AW BACK!

 

[Kala]

This is ICONIC

 

[tommie]

I actually had CC on accidentally and it kept putting up the beats as "boat boat boat".

 

[Kala]

OMG thank you @GinAg (39)

 

[Kala]

Perfume has to be @Diddy surely?

 

[Saltwater]

Tishyampi thank you

 

[tommie]

This just reminded me that I need to watch Night of the Demon (1957), a movie I've never watched despite being a huge Kate Bush fan.

 

[Iguana]

Very obscure extended version of Hounds of Love for my votes

 

[Saltwater]

move over everybody

 

[Kratz]

Yay

 

[untilted]

Good luck gang!

 

[Saltwater]

This circus segment is fabulous

 

[ButterTart]

Mary! She seems like she'd be a right laugh on a night out.

 

[BoysForSeles]

So much effort! Adore Mary. No idea who the woman introducing Tommie was but I’m sure that’s on me.

 

[tommie]

Vanessa or Eartha Kitt for the win

 

[ButterTart]

Being snubbed is even more acute when you're patiently waiting for your song to appear in the gradual reveal of someone's points.

 

[Kala]

I’ve had to create a score report for this on a spreadsheet to keep up

 

[GinAg (39)]

Do we have a leaderboard?