Speculate Wildly About Enya

[Finn]

Enya no longer walks to the recording studio because:

1. It's too far from the castle (~31 min walking distance)
2. She has a few chauffeurs or taxis to choose from* 🛣
3. People will recognise her on the way there (she'll end up stopping for a photo, autograph, or even a chat).
4. The traffic opposite the studio is unnerving for pedestrians
5. It's a Sunday (today)

6. She's stopped recording music

 

[disneyteletubby]

This magazine page (Smash Hits late 1988)

Enya often looks back at this interview and secretly wishes for more random questions like some of these in future (she'd seem less surprised, but it'd be fun)
This 2015 one was along those lines

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya would find this 'fancam' very sweet, and a bit embarrassing
Yet to find whoever 'enya.patricia' is, and that guitar instrumental it works surprisingly well

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya's thinking back to 35 years ago this evening, when she was at the BRITs for the first time, held at the Royal Albert Hall, seeing so many celebrities who are still being iconic today (Kylie, Tracy Chapman) and casually chatting with the couple who designed Diana's wedding dress.

Plus wondering why she's on the thumbnail when Tracy won.

And also how pathetic 'a sweet waft of Gaelic air' reads.


This clip's better though

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya finds Ash Wednesday far more important than Valentines Day. She's starting something new for Lent.
She'll be a priest, burning palm ashes and drawing a heart with a cross onto people's foreheads for this interesting clashing day.

Also quoting Sinéad O'Connor "music is a priesthood" and Enya's own song lyric:
"and all is dust, remember this".

Spoiler: Picture and song link

+ candle fingers 🕯
Song is her prophetic The Humming... of course
(especially that verse)

 

[Lucille]

Enya’s spending Valentines delivering big juicy farts to the local villagers.

 

[Castle_Qwean]

6. She's stopped recording music

Occam's Razor strikes again.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya’s happy for Moya that she's finally Donegal Person of The Year at 71, and the award began in 1978... Enya's ass ever going to get it?

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya's day has been rather chill so far. She was just listening to what she'd recorded for one of her new songs and thought:

Spoiler

Olive (Enya's sister) speaking around 2005. They have a similar laugh
Here if it doesn't work

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is patiently waiting to hear some random casually pronouncing her name right.

 

[Finn]

Enya is waiting in for an Evri delivery today

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya wonders whether most of Moopy are even aware of her handbag photo from 2020

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Spoiler

Or three plus Nicky Ryan, outside the Westbury Hotel in Dublin, Jan 2020 https://m.facebook.com/story.php?st...FSXjEDfMuPu76R7yjbz1SNtbfl&id=237647536305538

 

[GinAg (39)]

Enya wonders whether most of Moopy are even aware of her handbag photo from 2020

WHERE'S HER MASK AND POPPY?

 

[disneyteletubby]

WHERE'S HER MASK AND POPPY?

It was end of January 2020 (before lockdown)

 

[Finn]

Enya is waiting in for an Evri delivery today

Enya's delivery arrived within its allocated window and she rated Evri 5 stars for service.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Enya wants to take part in Bells on Sunday, but she fears rebuke from the Royal Arbiter of the Bell and so has yet to work up the courage

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya watched this and as much as she despises those puppet twins she also laughed at those jokes and how Enya is 'still getting away with it'
I only just found this today

Plus Moya and Enya are surely closer now than then.
If we're lucky (in addition to her new music) we might see Moya with Enya again this April!

 

[disneyteletubby]

Shortly after the species of fish named after Enya in 2017 (Leporinus enyae) Enya kept one as a pet, or sponsored the project.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya had some Hairy Bikers episodes on, teary at the thought of Dave Myers sailing away to heaven.

(There was an episode around 2021 where they played the intro of Orinoco Flow. )

 

[Inner Smile]

Enya is a woman

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya thinks her parents roughly know the time she and all her siblings were born, but decided not to tell them.
(I'd guess Enya was born late at night.)

 

[Inner Smile]

Enya's name has 2 vowels

 

[Inner Smile]

Enya likes chips, cheese and gravy as a weekend treat

 

[Inner Smile]

Enya was once a contestant on Countdown but she lost

 

[Inner Smile]

Enya once appeared on Emmerdale as a sheep

 

[Inner Smile]

Enya wanted to duet with the Backstreet Boys but they refused

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was once a contestant on Countdown but she lost

Enya has been referred to as Carol Vorderman's sister

In 1985

Enya also wanted that tie, but a real keyboard would do.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is going to see that new Love Lies Bleeding film.
Whilst Kristen Stewart is a good actress, Enya really doesn't want her to play Enya in a biopic.

To clear her mind of the film, she'll listen to a particular Enya album later:

(I've heard all the songs, but yet to listen to the album from start to finish )

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is still amused at how someone thought she was Joan Grande (far better person than Ariana) and decided to share it on r/Enya.
A bit of a silly post, but felt a bit bad at how downvoted their comment is though

 

[Lucille]

Enya will be voting on the QUALITY of the music in the Eurovision final and NOTHING ELSE thank you very much.

 

[Finn]

Enya has discovered the concept of a drive through McDonald's, and is absolutely obsessed

 

[disneyteletubby]

Of course she knew of McDonald's drive-thrus before – Ireland had them since 1985 [1] first in Europe.

Enya has discovered the concept of a drive through McDonald's, and is absolutely obsessed

 

[GNL]

Enya has a twenty box of chicken mcnuggets for breakfast every morning.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was reminded of when she was actually serving McDonald's in 1990 (a children's charity event).

Avoiding hamburgers herself, she still managed to convince children to choose a Big Mac

Enya enjoyed this in 1990, and it was nice seeing Roma's daughters' collection of the Happy Meal toys back then, but McDonald's food is meh. She'll never have a ham/cheeseburger, but might have a Mayo Chicken or a wrap once in a blue moon, along with fries or the nuggets.

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However, she craves the chips at Leo's Tavern and prefers home cooking by miles.

Her favourite cuisines as of 1988:
(when Indian cookery in the British Isles had vastly developed since the 70s)

Lasagne, croissants and saag aloo.

Spoiler: Full page

Enya likes well-seasoned and spicy (but not eyewateringly spicy) food.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Enya still does impressions of Joey Deacon when she see's a Scope charity shop.

 

[Finn]

Even though he's now been thinner for longer, Enya still pictures Gary Barlow as fat

 

[Tisch]

Even though he's now been thinner for longer, Enya still pictures Gary Barlow as fat

It's served as the muse for the working title of her new album: "Nothing Tastes as Good as Skinny Feels"

 

[GinAg (39)]

Enya has been watching Louis on Big Brother like a HAWK, terrified he's going to reveal EVERYTHING in this topic.

 

[Ellie]

 

[Lucille]

Enya has also shown up horny and unannounced to Jedward’s hotel room.