Speculate Wildly About Enya

Enya has admitted to twelve counts of people trafficking.

She's quoted as saying "bitches make me rich"
 
Enya is dismayed at the poor market price offered for the Jedward twins

"Fucking useless shit stains" she cried as she kicked them into the shredding machine
 
Enya isn't really thinking of any male stars this evening, and is instead looking forward to the debut of Lady Gaga's (and of course her own!) At The BBC specials 🤩🎶

Enya is also over the (shepherd) moons that she is widely acknowledged as the established composer she had hoped to be all those years ago. 🎼 🥹
 
Enya is watching Gaga's, and assuming Enya's not seen the compilation herself, she's kind of nervous that they'll be sharing some radio interview too. 😅

Here is a thread of what I predicted might appear for Enya at the BBC 🎶🪄
 
Enya went into hiding last night due to the mysterious disappearance of rival New Age artist Yanni. Rumour has it, an altercation went down similar to the final showdown between Nomi Malone and Andrew Carver in Showgirls.
 
Enya wants to hire some of the people who edited the wonderful programme yesterday 🤩 for any future watch party videos, for it was far better quality (besides hers and the Ryans' notes). 🤗
The only tiny issue was the faux enyalogo they used, possibly for trademark reasons ☺️
Other than this, it was near perfect editing!
 
Enya feels almost haunted by the news of the recent nightclub fire in North Macedonia 😢💭 a vivid reminder of the Stardust nightclub fire, which happened not long before she moved to Artane in the early 80s. That was one reason of many she refused to go clubbing.
 
Enya is more than aware ☺️

but she focuses on the music first. :thumbsup: 🎼

She was more uncomfortable with how old footage being in HD makes her 'bad' skin more obvious 😅
 
Today, Enya would like to be called Pádraigín for those who can pronounce it, and Patricia or Trish otherwise. :grin: ☘️
 
Enya doesn't know what to think of her voice being channelled through AI, but admits the results can be beautiful 🥲🤍

She'd never have recorded Danny Boy otherwise (unless she featured on Chumbawamba's Tubthumping :D) but likes the London(Derry) Air tune. 🤗 🎶
 
Enya would have voted Tory at the last election, because she approved of sewage being poured into rivers. "Fish are shit"
 
Enya still stands by her 'potentates and politicians have reduced the whole nation to beggary' quote and indeed finds 'Tory' a fitting name :D
Tory robbers tóraidhe

(There is a Tory Island north of Donegal though, nice area, though yes Enya's late brother's wedding ring went missing there; she bought the replacement.)
 
Enya, like most people who know of the news story, thinks it's disappointing that Heathrow Airport only has one power substation (also powering thousands of surrounding buildings) and no backup. :( She believes that Manchester (airport and the area) is far more reliable :thumbsup: better to be the home of the second biggest cemetery in Europe, than the second busiest airport in the world. 😅
 
Enya would not want to be the President of Ireland if given the chance, but admits she'd be far better representation than the McGregor guy who thinks he should be.
Long live Miggeldy, she hopes. ☘️
She also enjoyed chatting to the Irish President here:
Irish president Michael D Higgins and Enya, 2007 not 1997 picture on University of Galway website
 
Enya is OUT OUT tonight. She's starting at Spoons, probably a load of shots, and then off to a DnB night, upstairs from the local kebab shop. She intends to get fingered and vomit down her own legs by about 3.30am. Then back to Petey's for a few lines and some edibles.
 
Enya is OUT OUT tonight. She's starting at Spoons, probably a load of shots, and then off to a DnB night, upstairs from the local kebab shop. She intends to get fingered and vomit down her own legs by about 3.30am. Then back to Petey's for a few lines and some edibles.
You forgot leading a drunken rendition of TELL ME MA while pissing in the gutter at 2.30 am
 
"Friday night I'm alone, sat at the piano" says Enya, like the song Weekends by Freya Ridings. 🎹

It doesn't bother her much now, as solitude is a gift, but sometimes Enya wishes she'd recorded a song of her own like it, long ago. 😌💭
 
Enya remembered that Comic Relief/Red Nose Day is today, and that she has not successfully worn one of the red noses. 😅🔴
The Mr Bean sketch from 1991 would be one of her favourites. :laugh:
 
Enya is rather going over the rhythm of one of her new songs by the fireplace 🔥🎶 also remembering her favourite jumper from almost 40 years ago...

Love her in these 🤗 her speaking voice, and intro to her nonchalance :-D
and wondering when the viewing figures for last week's BBC 2 evening schedule will come in. ☺
 

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