Speculate wildly about the artists of Eurovision 2025

[Penelope]

All of Remember Monday remember their Mondays.

 

[Sardonicus]

Mariam Shengelia doesn't really believe in Freedom at all - she's anti democracy & HATES THE GAYS!

 

[GNL]

EMMY's song was inspired by a late night game of Wikipedia Roulette the day before the Eurosong deadline.

"It was that or the 1997 Botswana Premier League." She told an interviewer for The Letterkenny People.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

All of Remember Monday remember their Mondays.

They do however forget weekends.

 

[VoR]

Red Sebastian is literally a communist, you idiot.

 

[Velvet Skies]

The Maltese entry "Serving" / "KANT" actually features a subtle reference to a popular expression involving a curse word, however it was written so cleverly that no one has picked up on it yet.
Whether Miriana Conte is in on the joke or not remains up to debate as well.

 

[Tisch]

Sissal eats twinks for breakfast

 

[Penelope]

JJ eats them for pleasure.

 

[Tisch]

JJ eats them for pleasure.

It says SPECULATE

 

[Tisch]

Klavdia has killed a man

 

[VoR]

Væb had to stop watching The White Lotus together after one aspect of the current season hit a little too close to home.

 

[auretz]

Even Nina Žižić can’t remember how her song goes

 

[Velvet Skies]

Being used to impersonating other acts, Klemen has actually been training for months to perform at Eurovision the song "Love It!" disguised as Victoria Silvstedt.

EBU spokespersons have commented that changing the entry after the deadline "would normally be prohibited, but in this case it is such a fabulous song that Slovenia needn't worry about being disqualified".

Also contacted, Victoria Silvstedt stated that she had never heard the song "Love It!" and asked "what is a Eurovision?", but nonetheless wished all involved to have "SO MUCH FUN!"

 

[Kratz]

Also contacted, Victoria Silvstedt stated that she had never heard the song "Love It!" and asked "what is a Eurovision?", but nonetheless wished all involved to have "SO MUCH FUN!"

Why does this not seem improbable

 

[VoR]

Oh she’s totally already forgotten she did it.

 

[Madison]

Tynna has a wide variety of hobbies including pottery, climbing, singing and judo. “I’ll give anything a go” explains the 23 year-old factory worker.

 

[Lucille]

I’ll give anything a go

Except singing.

 

[Marina Salty]

Klavdia has killed a man

she bore the poor chap to death