The Apprentice 2022

[COB]

Bougie cruises

 

[D5K]

Tim’s going to have to work on his poker face

 

[lolly]

BOUGIE!

 

[Iguana]

Never-ending nautical

 

[COB]

I know she's a rotten old Tory, but Baroness Karreness really is great fun on this

 

[lolly]

I'm sorry, I'd totally go for a Carry On Camping vibe

 

[lolly]

I know she's a rotten old Tory, but Baroness Karreness really is great fun on this

And no matter how bad she is, she isn't MICHELLE MONE!

 

[cwej]

I really fancy Akhshay i think, but I also think he's gonna go out first at the moment...

 

[Soldi]

Who’s the Irish one? He’s the hottest for me.

 

[COB]

Amy's natural effervescence already fully drained by this lot

 

[Tisch]

Who’s the Irish one? He’s the hottest for me.

Me too but the DERP face is worrying me.

Amy quoting JUDGE JUDY. Instant fave. Shame she gets the plinky plonky music every time she speaks

 

[COB]

He's drawing Goatse!

 

[lolly]

Sorry, is he drawing an anus?

 

[Iguana]

I studied COLOUR PSYCHOLOGY

 

[lolly]

Orange suggests EasyJet to me, love

 

[COB]

I studied COLOUR PSYCHOLOGY

AKA she attended a motivational speech that mentioned calming colours for a couple of minutes

 

[Tisch]

Can we have a half man half rotting banana smilie?

 

[lolly]

When you see it, DO NOT BE ALARMED!

 

[COB]

"Do not be alarmed"

 

[COB]

Who are these two with their chebs out?

 

[COB]

Amy to make the boys kiss in the pool.

 

[lolly]

Brittany has a comedy accent

YAY

 

[Iguana]

Who are these two with their chebs out?

Not hot enough, is what

 

[cwej]

I really fancy Akhshay i think, but I also think he's gonna go out first at the moment...

Confirmed.

So hot when he said 'Boys, is there any reason you didn't put the name of the brand on the logo?' with a little smirk. LOVE the arrogant cunts on here.

 

[COB]

This is actually a lot like me filming my Bugsnax video

 

[lolly]

Please let them both lose

 

[COB]

Did none of them notice the green dress while filming it?!

 

[D5K]

That green screen dress is a classic.

 

[Tisch]

HOWLING

 

[COB]

The logo being revealed to absolute NOOCH

 

[Tisch]

Oh no there's something quite Matt Hancock about that one just bullshitting the logo isn't there?

 

[cwej]

'And again can you just cut out Sophie please?'

(Sorry I'm like 2 mins behind on iplayer)

 

[lolly]

I hope the American stays a while. She's got potential.

Not to win, but to entertain

 

[COB]

I always feel sorry for these poor designers and video editors having to work really quickly and with these total BRAIN DONORS.

 

[COB]

Oh Amy will be a natural pitcher, surely

 

[lolly]

I don't hear the word EXCRETA all the time either, but I wouldn't name a cruise company after it

 

[lolly]

I can FEEL THE FUN already!

 

[COB]

100%, if not MORE!

 

[cwej]

I also thought she said Booze Cruise the very first time they said it.

It's really irritating me that they are banging on about how everyone knows the word Boujie, but have spelt it incorrectly...

 

[lolly]

WHAT IS THAT?