The Traitors (UK) S03E08 (1 Viewer)

He edited the captions on the majority of his IG posts a week ago..I'm guessing each caption had a saucy hashtag like #gaysub etc
 
I don't know why they're so nervous about picking someone with a shield - it can just be passed off as a recruitment if they pick Jake. They should definitely choose someone from the 'shield' group, because it puts a lot of heat on that half of the players.

Am I the only one who likes Leanne?

Freddie is the gayest straight man I've ever seen bless him. It's astonishing that he hasn't worked himself out yet, so no chance he'll work the Traitors out.
 
His Instagram has him with a female best friend and a love of musicals. But absolutely nothing actually queer or interesting, but also a lot of money.

So many mixed signals, please eat me out.

There’s also a picture of a large jackfruit on holiday with the caption that “Ian has been pestering me to buy this”, this implying a) his followers knew who “Ian” is and b) they were going to go home and have some weird sex thing with it.

I MAY HAVE COMPLETED THIS TASK ALREADY WITHOUT BANKING GOLD FOR THE GROUP.
 
On the subject of Alexander, I tried googling for verification of this amazing and disgusting fact:

Did we know that Alexander used to be Michael Gove's MINION personal secretary.

...but all I get is the above post on the gay chat lounge moopy

IS @GNL A TORY INSIDER??
 
On the subject of Alexander, I tried googling for verification of this amazing and disgusting fact:



...but all I get is the above post on the gay chat lounge moopy

IS @GNL A TORY INSIDER??

You’ve got the wrong Traitor, love.
 
I think she's ace. I've a lot of time for anyone whose round table defence is to just get proper bolshy, and I like the overall energy of a woman who'll say 'hiya, sweet' the second you walk into a room and then call you a conniving slag the second you've left it.
It’s alright beb you can say you fancy her. You’ve got a dozen old men here running around the internet stalking a guy and fantasising about him having sex with a jackfruit.
 
I think she's ace. I've a lot of time for anyone whose round table defence is to just get proper bolshy, and I like the overall energy of a woman who'll say 'hiya, sweet' the second you walk into a room and then call you a conniving slag the second you've left it.

She’d fit in beautifully here…
 
It’s alright beb you can say you fancy her. You’ve got a dozen old men here running around the internet stalking a guy and fantasising about him having sex with a jackfruit.

The only thing I take issue with here is “old”…
 
It’s alright beb you can say you fancy her. You’ve got a dozen old men here running around the internet stalking a guy and fantasising about him having sex with a jackfruit.
I was trying to take the moral high ground but I’d be lying if said I hadn’t thought about her and Charlotte from series 2 as a lesbian power couple furiously fingering each other as traitors.
 

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