The whole internet is disappearing (has now reappeared)

[GinAg (39)]

We're having a GANG BANG
We're having a BALL
We're having a GANG BANG
Up against the WALL

 

[Soldi]

GOOD NEWS

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@COB and I are currently playing Pass The Slipper.

 

[monsta]

Gal Gadot & Friends to rerelease Imagine please

 

[Saltwater]

Happy birthday @BoysForSeles here's a cake emoji while they still work

 

[GinAg (39)]

Thank God I have marbles and a HOOP.

 

[Jark]

My Instagram is stuck on a picture of @Jark looking bored on a step

in a meta twist of fate I'm looking bored on that step 'cos INSTAGRAM HAS DIED.

 

[Dark Carnival]

GOOD NEWS

 

[dmlaw]

If any of this means that I will have to start watching TV at the time it’s actually on, I will cut a bitch.

 

[octophone]

@COB and I are currently playing Pass The Slipper.

That's not a slipper

 

[Zu]

@COB and I are currently playing Pass The Slipper.

No nude Twister? I MEAN IF EVER THERE WAS A TIME FOR IT

 

[Kratz]

GOOD NEWS

I’ve been looking for another excuse to use this

 

[octophone]

Shall we have a quick round of CELEBRITY FOO BUMP?

 

[BoysForSeles]

My Insta has actually stuck on a post by @jivafox wanting to be tag teamed by Daniel Craig and Rami Malek.

 

[Rita]

What’s the latest girls??

 

[GinAg (39)]

What’s the latest girls??

Gender is still a construct.

 

[dmlaw]

What’s the latest girls??

I am currently using three different internets at the same time, so it’ll probably be fine.

 

[Rita]

@COB and I are currently playing Pass The Slipper.

Is this some sort of FOOT FETISH GAME?

 

[Kratz]

We could also do with those Sunset Beach titles right about now.

 

[RJN]

I am currently using three different internets at the same time, so it’ll probably be fine.

So your hoarding caused this?

 

[Rita]

Is this some sort of FOOT FETISH GAME?

maybe @lolly would like to take part.

 

[Funky]

Speaking of fetish has anyone checked PORNHUB?

Fuck Zuckerberg, if anyone stops me from having a wank there'll be TROUBLE

 

[Cerro de Casa]

So your hoarding caused this?

No but @Dark Carnival 's WHORING did.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What’s the latest girls??

@Kate and I are currently being taught Morse code by @Indie so we can send telegrams to you all should the worst happen

 

[octophone]

What’s the latest girls??

 

[Kate]

I’m going to have a go at semaphore as well.

 

[dmlaw]

So your hoarding caused this?

I’m not panicking. I just need to get all of the porn downloaded before it’s too late.

 

[octophone]

My Aldis lamp is ready and waiting.

 

[Zu]

Shall we have a quick round of CELEBRITY FOO BUMP?

I’ve cracked open a PARTY SEVEN and am enjoying Celebrity Squares on ITV. Why not join me?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Speaking of fetish has anyone checked PORNHUB?

Fuck Zuckerberg, if anyone stops me from having a wank there'll be TROUBLE

Oh there will be RIOTS if that ever happens! *prepares torch*

 

[Tisch]

@Kate and I are currently being taught Morse code by @Indie so we can send telegrams to you all should the worst happen

Didnt you hear Telegram is DOWN

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Speaking of fetish has anyone checked PORNHUB?

Fuck Zuckerberg, if anyone stops me from having a wank there'll be TROUBLE

USE MY MOUTH PLEASE.

 

[octophone]

I’ve cracked open a PARTY SEVEN and am enjoying Celebrity Squares on ITV. Why not join me?

Willie Rushton, fucking YAAS.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Apparently Tinder is down now.

 

[Rita]

I’m going to have a go at semaphore as well.

What is wrong with PLAIN OLD SMOKE SIGNAL? Is it the lack of OIL?

 

[octophone]

I was going to go to sleep but my bed's crashed

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[RJN]

No but @Dark Carnival 's WHORING did.

In that case, it was all worth it

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Moopy seems to be faster now though. Maybe all these other platforms disappearing is not a bad thing for Mopsy. We can suck the blood out of them like vampires or something.

 

[Rita]

Apparently Tinder is down now.

The next thing down will be my knickers as if I can’t be on Moopy what else do I have in life other than FUCKING?