Trump SHOT + Sixth and various other Assassination Attempts

[HalamaK]

Trump HAS JUST BEEN SHOT in his right ear!

After being jumped by security personnel, he remained on the ground for about 30 seconds before they called out, "Shooter's down," "Are we good to move?" "Are we clear?" and "Let's move, let's move!"



Trump responded with, "Let me get my shoes though," before being helped to his feet. He then turned to the audience, pumped his fist in the air, and rallied his supporters by mouthing "Fight! Fight! Fight!" while being escorted off stage.

Despite the circumstances, Trump seemed to be in good shape, able to walk and talk coherently as he was led to a nearby bulletproof vehicle.

Updates:

23:15


00:15

Apparently one person in the crowd has been killed, and also the shooter has reportedly been killed too

01:00


Biden campaign suspending all outbound communications, including TV ads, after Trump assassination attempt

01:30
ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT UPDATE
- Gunfire erupts at Trump rally in PA
- Shooter fired from nearby roof
- Trump "grazed" near his ear
- Trump in hospital in "good spirits"
- 1 audience member killed, 1 injured
- Suspect also killed, identity unknown

Assasination attempts Survived so far:

June 18, 2016: Las Vegas Stolen Police Firearm Incident

September 6, 2017: Forklift Attack Attempt

October 1, 2018: 1st Ricin Poisoning Attempt by Navy Veteran

September 20, 2020: 2nd Ricin Poisoning Attempt by Canadian

July 13, 2024: Assassination Attempt in Butler

September 15, 2024: Golf Club Shooting

 

[Iguana]

Oh shit

Spoiler: Contains BLOOD

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Well I'm sure this won't escalate terribly.

 

[KC 🦋]

Now he's a martyr.

 

[Iguana]

Should we have a new thread for this?

 

[Joseph]

Jesus that just won him the election

 

[dmlaw]

The Supreme Court have confirmed that if Biden sent the guy then it was entirely legal.

 

[Lucille]

 

[RJN]

It’s so sad that it didn’t kill him

 

[Roe-st Potato 🥔 🌳]

That's the election won then.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

It’s so sad that it didn’t kill him

Well, without condoning murder, it certainly feels like an injured defiant Trump able to lead an army of gun mad psychopaths with a legitimate reason to be angry is worse than a dead Trump

 

[KC 🦋]

The nail in Biden's (physical and metaphorical) coffin.

 

[Finn]

DANCE INTERLUDE



This bodyguard clearly off-duty today

 

[RJN]

Well, without condoning murder, it certainly feels like an injured defiant Trump able to lead an army of gun mad psychopaths with a legitimate reason to be angry is worse than a dead Trump

That’s my fear about this. I don’t want to condone murder either (except I kind of do) but this seems like a worst case scenario.

 

[Lucille]

Oh this bitch is NOT being unburdened by what has been!

 

[RJN]

This is making me feel evil

 

[Lucille]

It’s so JOEVER!

 

[Soldi]

Omg!

 

[Iguana]

Poor Sleepy Joe.

 

[Art Decade]

Plagiarizing Bolsonaro.

 

[cwej]

As soon as this happened, (I’m in Pennsylvania right now…) the family I’m with said ‘he 100% set this up’…

What perfect way to give yourself martyrdom? A graze to the ear from a ‘bullet’…

 

[Shoat]

Well thank fuck I don't live in America

That's sealed their fate for the next decade

 

[RJN]

Well thank fuck I don't live in America

That's sealed their fate for the next decade

Don’t worry, our election is going to effect the whole world

 

[Lucille]

As soon as this happened, (I’m in Pennsylvania right now…) the family I’m with said ‘he 100% set this up’…

What perfect way to give yourself martyrdom? A graze to the ear from a ‘bullet’…

I can say with 100% confidence he did not plan to get himself SHOT!

 

[funky]

Apparently he wasn’t shot. Bangs were heard and he fell to the ground and injured himself

 

[KC 🦋]

Katy Perry album rescue stunt!

 

[OutSynk]

#THEY MISSED and #HOW DO YOU MISS trending on Twitter.

 

[dmlaw]

I can say with 100% confidence he did not plan to get himself SHOT!

That’s tomato sauce on his head. If the secret service were there and the shooter isn’t very dead then it was a set up.

 

[Iguana]

Apparently he wasn’t shot. Bangs were heard and he fell to the ground and injured himself

Ah this makes much more sense

 

[Lucille]

Have you seen the NEWS girls? He was winning without staging an assassination!

 

[Iguana]

Have you seen the NEWS girls? He was winning without staging an assassination!

Yeah it would be odd timing given all the headlines are about how shit Joe is

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Ah this makes much more sense

Except he grabs his ear well before he hits the ground so I'm not inclined to believe the alternative theory at this stage

 

[KC 🦋]

This thread is about to explode.

 

[Lucille]

 

[Iguana]

If he hasn't been shot, can we change the topic title to Trump SHIT

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Have you seen the NEWS girls? He was winning without staging an assassination!

How dare you. Kamala was about to fall out of a coconut tree UNBURDENED by what had come before but still in the context of it

 

[KC 🦋]

If he hasn't been shot, can we change the topic title to Trump SHIT

Trump SHOIT just to be safe

 

[dmlaw]

Most importantly, if America is under attack, does that mean that they are guaranteed a massive sympathy vote at next year’s Eurovision?

 

[funky]

It sounds like pellets. Quite possible that someone just wanted to cause a drama.

Except that’s not how you do it. That’s how you help him win. Why is America so backwards?

 

[funky]

Most importantly, if America is under attack, does that mean that they are guaranteed a massive sympathy vote at next year’s Eurovision?

Not sure but it does mean they can send themselves a load of tanks and missiles.