TURQUOISE CARPET 2025 12:45pm (1 Viewer)

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Fans of EXITING FASHIONS and STILTED CONVERSATION get ready because the Turquoise carpet is BACK.



After the shambles that was Malmö last year (an ominous warning of what was to come) Basel seem to have put some budget into this.

On Sunday 11 May, the Eurovision adventure will begin with a special moment for fans from home and abroad, the acts and the entire public. The Opening Ceremony will begin, officially kicking off the ESC week. The 37 delegations will walk over a turquoise-coloured carpet across the market square, accompanied by cheers from fans and the sound of their songs. There they will be met by vintage trams, which will take them to the exhibition site at walking pace. Accompanied by entertainers in a wide range of different styles – including Basel drummers and pipers, an excerpt from the Carnival of Basel, dance ensembles, school classes, Guggenmusik, alphorn players and techno acts – the route through the city will become a euphonious parade.

 

[TiShh]

Can't wait to see what Lumo turns up in!

 

[Apo-KANT!]

Can't wait to see what Lumo turns up in!

 

[Marina Salty]

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

 

[Joseph]

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

How much groundbreaking mesh will there be?

 

[Joseph]

I expect JUMPSUITS

 

[Apo-KANT!]

How much groundbreaking mesh will there be?

well, you cannot write mesh without sh(h)!

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

well, you cannot write mesh without sh(h)!

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He could choose to ‘lead the glamour’ by going nude

 

[Joseph]

For the evening part of the competition

 

[Marina Salty]

 

[KNT]

How much groundbreaking mesh will there be?

I'm expecting this to be an arms race between this year's EVIL TWINKS.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

God I'm feeling so ready to be impressed a whole three (3) times over several hours by the exciting fashions, and to never even once hear anything approximating an interesting, memorable or illuminating interview question or answer in that time either

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

HI GIRLS!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

It’s being produced by school students? What could go wrong!

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Looks like they’ve actually put in a bit of an effort after last year’s FARCE.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Not Martin AND Lumo

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

 

[Ill Advised]

Looks like they’ve actually put in a bit of an effort after last year’s FARCE

This is EFFORT!?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

“what a cute beautiful mascot”

WHAT IS SHE ON?

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

This is EFFORT!?

To be fair I watched it for like 30 seconds. I’m walking the dog.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Why is he wearing a women’s PUMP?

 

[Ill Advised]

THREE HOURS

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I do love this highly medicated woman’s inane ramblings.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Lumo’s hi-jacked a car.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

God Lucio Corsi really does just permanently serve the energy of that 2008 photo of Adele and Mika where both look so clapped you'd think they only had 12 months to live.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

“Always good to write songs… with a brother”

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

“Always good to write songs… with a brother”

Bloody Luisa Sobral

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Have two people had less chemistry than these presenters?

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Have two people had less chemistry than these presenters?

Yes, but only Chanée & N'evergreen

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

These miserable cunts have grown on me a bit the last week.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

ELEVEN TRAMPS AND TWO BUSES?!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

 

[KNT]

that 2008 photo of Adele and Mika where both look so clapped you'd think they only had 12 months to live.

The kids are calling it Indie Sleaze.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

"she is really the VOICE OF POLAND"

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

How is Klemen's song personal? His WIFE ISN'T EVEN DYING!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

The kids are calling it Indie Sleaze.

The doctors found out it was just gout and a hangover

 

[Marina Salty]

They should have asked Big Ron's AI duo to do the commentary.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

This woman desperate to let us know she can sing.