TURQUOISE CARPET 2025 12:45pm

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Lumo just casually touring in an open topped car, like the Spice Girls at the 2012 Olympics or JFK

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Even the turqoise carpet commentators can't stop themselves from thinking about Laika's final days in space dying ALONE IN TERROR

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Surprised the EBU haven’t got Lumo to smother all those with Palestine flags.

 

[auretz]

Lumo just casually touring in an open topped car, like the Spice Girls at the 2012 Olympics or JFK

Now hysterically giggling to myself at the thought of Lumo having a JFK moment

 

[Marina Salty]

Australia coming to our hole?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Having a ropey drag queen present is a bit of a tradition now isn’t it?

 

[auretz]

Love this very charismatic presenter basically asking those two women whether they really needed to eat all that

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Having a ropey drag queen present is a bit of a tradition now isn’t it?

Very considerate of them to wheel out NIAMH KAVANAGH all considered

 

[auretz]

SUCK IT IN!

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Suck it in
It’s all there just for you

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

DP

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

at one of the commentators being an OFF STAGE backing vocalist for Timebelle.

Such a HIGH BAR

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Surprised the EBU haven’t got Lumo to smother all those with Palestine flags.

They're really mostly just calling for a free Palestine in protest at the Basel prices

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

"Rat Sebastian"

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

"a big Lady Gaga fan"

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Montenegro like a busty Bene Gesserit.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Very considerate of Nina Zizić to be frilled like a lizard in a way that's also collapsible

 

[auretz]

Can’t wait to see what these very bold and daring questions are also, was Tessa Testicle not available?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Always good to write a song… with a brother.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Surprised they’ve let her out of the hotel!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Not Israel showing up!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Abor & Tynna carpet lqqk very LORDE x TROYE

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Abor & Tynna carpet lqqk very LORDE x TROYE

She’s so ALLURING.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Glad to hear Marko Bošnjak is really MAKING THEIR MARK and SETTING TRENDS on the Croatian music scene

 

[auretz]

Melody’s outfit disappointingly demure

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

This presenter’s definitely a faggot with that reaction to Spain.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Why can I just not see the song title 'Esa Diva' anymore without immediately interpreting it as 'Employment Support Allowance Diva'?

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

"Melody with those shoes...so SMOOTH AND SEXY"

 

[SvalaWuzRobbed]

AR GIRLS

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

ooh

Goosebumps

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

ooh

Goosebumps

She just be saying anything!

 

[SvalaWuzRobbed]

She's a fan of R L Stein's books

 

[auretz]

Admiring Theo Evan’s vocal range *does spoken word bit out of tune*

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Another blue suit.

 

[SvalaWuzRobbed]

His dancers

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Parg we need TITS and PITS.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Is this woman commentating on Benadryl

 

[auretz]

Imagine the excitement around Parg if he weren’t competing with a song blatantly written hungover in 30 seconds

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

What’s this terrifying CLOWN PARADE?