TURQUOISE CARPET 2025 12:45pm

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Very strange how little of the commentary makes reference to Kiss Kiss Goodbye being about Adonxs's refusal to floss

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

What’s this terrifying CLOWN PARADE?

It's called Eurovision it's normally on every May

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

What the fuck is this question?

 

[auretz]

Let’s PRETEND it’s about a milkshake

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Is the green, red and black intentional do we think?

 

[auretz]

The commentator not being over Elvana losing the national final

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I would say… they are elves.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Very strange how much the city council just lets Lumo OPERATE AT WILL and mow down a few crowd members every 20 or so minutes whenever they like.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Very strange how much the city council just lets Lumo OPERATE AT WILL and mow down a few crowd members every 20 or so minutes whenever they like.

It’s in their contract!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

What.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

See-through

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Just determined to ask the most un-answerable questions!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

“Is the song about smoking cigarettes and asking for a lighter?”

“No it’s about my Mum, who had cancer”

 

[Marina Salty]

Did they mistake Belgium for Albania and played Zjerm?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Not the long shot of the drag queen just waiting in silence.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

This picture.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Marko said fuck Keir Starmer.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Melody’s so lucky she doesn’t speak English.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Marko said fuck Keir Starmer.

I like him it’s a shame his song is such a dog egg.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Not a single thought in that man’s head

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

The way this event manages to get worse and worse each year. A truly unwatchable broadcast, congrats.

 

[KNT]

Threw the first brick at Lumo

 

[Bypass]

The Israeli delegation have made a police complaint after Yuval received a death threat.

 

[Marina Salty]

Is the death threat the guy who made the hand gesture while she was on the carpet?

 

[Bypass]

Is the death threat the guy who made the hand gesture while she was on the carpet?

Would seem so yes