Ukraine 2024: alyona alyona & Jerry Heil - Teresa & Maria

[KNT]

I was worried he had lost his flair for the theatrical in living his truth as gay and diabetic, but he clawed it back.

 

[Velvet sKANT]

Melovin looks fabulous, but that Bulletproof effect was really on the nose

 

[C’est la VoR]

If the Ukrainian juries screw Jerry Heil again for whatever reason, that would be an entirely acceptable alternative.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

That was EVERYTHING I want from the Eurovision Song Contest

 

[auretz]

In a way, a tits out gay banger from Ukraine would be even more of a fuck you than something more on the nose

 

[Madison]

Team Mélovin. You can’t dance to Mother Theresa.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

A bit behind but I’m catatonic at this gay diabetic nonsense, sorry I much prefer it to the EARNEST BUTCH.

 

[auretz]

Love a joke that needs explaining and also an explanation about why it doesn’t work I guess given that his follow up was “she didn’t make the cut last year” means she’s not exactly established

 

[KNT]

Oh my god there are MORE SONGS?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Its impact, I feel like I’ve just been fisted.

 

[KNT]

Obsessed with the tasteful boob glitter on her blazer. A nice versatile day/night look.

 

[auretz]

An interesting choice to sing a war anthem that samples Rihanna’s S&M

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Is this a witness protection JANET LEON?

 

[win_the_game]

Like a Ukrainian JANET LEON

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Like a Ukrainian JANET LEON

SCREAM!

 

[Madison]

Ukraine’s odds of winning have fallen from 9.00 a few weeks ago to 3.50.

(Although 9.00 was always stupid for Ukraine.)

 

[win_the_game]

Is this a witness protection JANET LEON?

Like a Ukrainian JANET LEON

Oh!

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

I

Is this a witness protection JANET LEON?

 

[auretz]

Brutal comments! Forgetting her name and then telling her he was bored

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

HOWLING at Verka responding to that nonsense with "I WAS BORED"

 

[win_the_game]

It was NOT INTERESTING! PREDICTABLE! Congratulations I'm glad your dream came true!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

This truly is EVENT TELEVISION!

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

I'm a bit behind, but the female Little and Large were SENSATIONAL

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Oh thank HEAVENS for a load of freaks who look like they got lost on their way to the 80s

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Oh God Melovin doing a disco version of Unholy

 

[auretz]

This looks and feels like I’ve accidentally switched to BBC4 showing a mid-80s episode of TOTP

 

[win_the_game]

Very NASAL this one.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Bit mid.

 

[KNT]

This has 00s indie landfill one hit wonder energy.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

It's very the entry c. song 23 when everyone is cunted, there's one more favourite to go and everyone basically just wants the whole lot over with so we can FINALLY VOTE

 

[auretz]

I know it’s Lukashenko’s fault, but I really miss the utter batshit nonsense that was the Belarusian NF

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

WHERE ARE YOU WATCHING?

 

[win_the_game]

Jamala full of superlatives as always.

 

[win_the_game]

WHERE ARE YOU WATCHING?

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

ACTUAL LIVE TRANSLATOR

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

GAGGED!

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Estonia take note!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

ACTUAL LIVE TRANSLATOR

Very impressed how on it Ukraine seem to be in noting the soft power potential for stuff like this.

 

[auretz]

Ethnic music with modern arrangements How unusual for Eurovision

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

HELL YEAH