Wednesday is thinking about the immortality of God

[GinAg (39)]

Save money on wrapping paper by using old pants.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Save on fairy lights by setting fire to piles of coloured plastic.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Save on presents by garroting yourself.

 

[RJN]

Save on presents by using a stolen credit card on Amazon, with the Moopy link of course

 

[GinAg (39)]

Save on chocolate coins by eating coins you find in the dirt.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Save on Secret Santa by chopping off your dick and wrapping it up.

 

[Soldi]

Save on wrapping paper by using your own foreskin

 

[COB]

Save on wrapping paper by using your own foreskin

Moopy CUT CLUB found attaching small weights and crying

 

[Lucille]

Can we please keep the CHRISTMAS TIPS in the APPROPRIATE THREAD.

 

[Soldi]

Moopy CUT CLUB found attaching small weights and crying

You could start carrying our circumcisions on the black market should you not have a foreskin yourself.

 

[Soldi]

Can we please keep the CHRISTMAS TIPS in the APPROPRIATE THREAD.

Yes but those are our Nance’s Christmas tips which are Moopy Gold worthy unlike OURS.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Save on being alone this Christmas by joining ASFXMAS LAUNCHING SOON!

 

[big ron]

Save on expensive christmas dinner by turning everything off and sitting alone in the dark sobbing while eating the contents of an unhydrated pot noodle

 

[RJN]

Yes but those are our Nance’s Christmas tips which are Moopy Gold worthy unlike OURS.

If it’s a worse tip than wrapping presents in old pizza boxes it simply does not belong