What's in Enya's handbag?

[Marina Salty]

A broken ebu camera

 

[AGinAg (38)]

A diamanté swastika

 

[Marina Salty]

Nemo's lost collection of deodorants

 

[Joseph]

A half-eaten granola bar

 

[disneyteletubby]

A spare flip case for her (Z Flip 5 possibly) phone

(I don't have that phone, but also Samsung and I do prefer flip cases. )

 

[AGinAg (38)]

A filofax stuffed with the phone numbers of JESC contestants.

 

[Marina Salty]

Two hard boiled eggs

 

[disneyteletubby]

Spare rings and 2nd earring studs

 

[Finn]

PrEP.

 

[Joseph]

A bottle of White Diamonds perfume and a signed photograph of Elizabeth Taylor

 

[Marina Salty]

2 bottles of Stella Artois

 

[disneyteletubby]

Slightly early birthday cards and gifts

 

[Inner Smile]

2 bottles of Stella Artois

They are MINE! Thieving bitch Enya

 

[Inner Smile]

That's the last arena tour i'm going to of hers

 

[disneyteletubby]

Clip-in hair extensions (in case a disguise is favoured)

 

[Marina Salty]

A foldable ouija board and her favourite set of tarot cards.

 

[disneyteletubby]

A mini chess board and D&D (1983 edition or something) spell cards.

 

[Marina Salty]

A daffodil

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Piss

 

[Tisch]

Enya

 

[Marina Salty]

Snails

 

[Lucille]

A brand new anus.

 

[Marina Salty]

A baby pacifier.

 

[Joseph]

Nipple clamps and a bottle of Fanta

 

[Marina Salty]

Gnomes snatched from neighbours

 

[Joseph]

A manual on how to obtain a pilot license

 

[AGinAg (38)]

A shitting dog

 

[Lucille]

A letter to Harrow council complaining about a harpist begging in the street.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Marcus and Martinus

 

[Finn]

A shrunken head obtained via questionable means

 

[Marina Salty]

Tupperware

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Enya

What's in Handbag Enya's handbag?

 

[Tisch]

What's in Handbag Enya's handbag?

Scat porn

 

[Marina Salty]

Blood

 

[disneyteletubby]

A piece of cake from a week ago.

 

[Marina Salty]

D3, K2 and magnesium tablets

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Rishi Sunak's wet suit

 

[disneyteletubby]

Not enough storage space (or so the phone tells her)

 

[disneyteletubby]

Oranges, specifically amarantines clementines (pronounced different)

 

[Marina Salty]

Oranges, specifically amarantines clementines (pronounced different)

Clementines are mandarins love.