Wicked CEO of health insurance company SHOT DEAD by cute twink Luigi Mangione

[Finnland]

He wouldn't get my letters in the afterlife

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Are the choices "spend the rest of your life in prison" and "DIE"? Because neither sound great.

I probably would've curved the whole 'murder someone in public' thing myself, but then I do generally prefer a quiet night in most evenings

 

[Finnland]

It's very easy to say that with hindsight Penelope

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Also is murder the right word? It suggests he did something wrong, and we wouldn't want to do that now would we!?

 

[Joseph]

I mean life in prison because he could get a twink lover in the next president (god willing) and get a full pardon and then finally come home to my loving arms

 

[Joseph]

Mr. Pop never rests

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

WHAT BRAIN?

 

[Art Decade]

Mangione attorneys ask judge to stop federal prosecutors from seeking death penalty: "A political stunt"

In a new motion, attorneys for Luigi Mangione said the U.S. government "intends to kill Mr. Mangione as a political stunt."

www.cbsnews.com

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

BBC News - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c20xjypgy0lt
Mangione pleads not guilty to federal murder charge over insurance CEO's killing

 

[big ron]

Lads

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

 

[Joseph]

 

[Apo-KANT!]

Miss Trial, condragulations you’re the winner of this week’s challenge!

 

[dzjermlaw]

Yes, based on a strict reading of the Constitution, I think this means they now have to let him go with an apology.

 

[Shoat]

With his newfound freedom, perhaps he could be cast as himself in the new Luigi musical

 

[jivafox]

REOPEN PLAYGIRL

 

[Joseph]

 

[Joseph]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BABY

 

[Joseph]

 

[Apo-KANT!]

Hot, incarcerated AND rich?

Lana’s gonna write him a letter any second!

 

[KC 🦋]

 

[Jark]

jesus

 

[KNT]

I hope George Santos is his Velma Kelly.