Y*va & L*nda National Final GREATEST HITS Boiler Survivor - ROUND ONE (1 Viewer)

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Hang on, are they in every performance?

 

[Alias #23]

Hang on, are they in every performance?

More or less. They cream the profits off poverty-stricken and desperate people, then insist on making the performances especially unappetising for the voting public by adding a contractual clause which says that THEY have to appear!

 

[Alias #23]

RACKETEERING AND SADISM basically, with emphasis on RACKET

I blame the DOMINANT TWIN

 

[Alias #23]

A belated at the asterisks in their names in the thread title - you just KNOW they constantly google themselves - and of course GREATEST HITS

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I do worry for them now they’ve lost their key markets of Belarus and Ukraine, if Putin takes a fancy to Moldova then the submissive twin is going to have to be flogged for SCRAP

 

[Alias #23]

MORE VOTES PLEASE, I know it’s difficult as the songs are SO LOVELY and DISTINGUISHABLE.

They really have mastered that often elusive art of MELODY

 

[Alias #23]

Spotify plays of some of their songs are in the ACTUAL THOUSANDS which I find quite distressing. Mind you, nobody pays to hear anything specific on there and the lovely twins have probably got a playlist of their own songs on a 24/7 loop

 

[Alias #23]

where to begin...

How did this even happen? He's got the look of a man with a fat one down to the knee and maybe the twins thought they'd get a free nosh on it

The song itself is somewhat better than the GREATEST HITS presented in this popular thread

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

How did this even happen?

Oh we’ve all done things we regret for 300 Euros.

 

[Alla]

They have a song competing tonight in Serbia! Good luck my lovelies (not that they need it, not a chance)

 

[sewerynsven]

Nobody considers Lidia Kopania seriously here in Poland. She is insane. Bad press before the selection, worse after it.
But you know ...Lidia is Lidia....nothing will change in the future.

 

[Alias #23]

Poor Lidia!

I only bothered to listen to Glitter And Gold today. Lidia’s song is EXACTLY THE SAME! Send the twins to prison NOW!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Oh no do we need a SUDDEN DEATH round between JANET and Karlotta Sigurðardóttir?!?

 

[Alla]

Nobody considers Lidia Kopania seriously here in Poland. She is insane. Bad press before the selection, worse after it.
But you know ...Lidia is Lidia....nothing will change in the future.

Well at least we're talking about something related to the Polish entry

 

[Alla]

Send the twins to prison NOW!

That wouldn't stop them from sending songs to every national final. In fact, they would have more time and would triple the number of songs (not the quality).

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Oh no do we need a SUDDEN DEATH round between JANET and Karlotta Sigurðardóttir?!?

If they're still tied by Tuesday midnight, BOTH get the boot along with Liene

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

How could one vote for the spectacularly deranged Lidia in round 1. Is she still AWOL? I do hope she hasn’t fallen victim to TWIN MAGIC.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

How could one vote for the spectacularly deranged Lidia in round 1. Is she still AWOL? I do hope she hasn’t fallen victim to TWIN MAGIC.

I am pleased to say I just checked her Instagram and she was part of a charity benefit concert in Poland for Ukraine 2 days ago.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

A colleague/friend of hers posted (that Lidia reposted in her story) this too:



Serving INNOVATIVE FASHION AND STAR QUALITY LOOKS in the 3rd and last photo

 

[Alla]

I am pleased to say I just checked her Instagram and she was part of a charity benefit concert in Poland for Ukraine 2 days ago.

Relieved she's fine, thankfully evil twins' black magic is not powerful enough. Yet...

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Where on earth is the iconic LOVE MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL??

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Are we going to need a WILD CARD ROUND

 

[Alla]

Well I doubt there'll be round 2

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

How could one vote for the spectacularly deranged Lidia in round 1. Is she still AWOL? I do hope she hasn’t fallen victim to TWIN MAGIC.

Obsessed with this being what you are thinking about at 1.50am on a Tuesday morning

 

[Alla]

Obsessed with this being what you are thinking about at 1.50am on a Tuesday morning

I think about the evil twins 24 hours, so hardly a shocking post

 

[Alias #23]

Can't believe @sewerynsven has voted to bin a FELLOW POLE, even if her song was a copy of something else thanks to the PLAGIARISTIC TWINS

POOR LIDIA!

 

[Alias #23]

A colleague/friend of hers posted (that Lidia reposted in her story) this too:



Serving INNOVATIVE FASHION AND STAR QUALITY LOOKS in the 3rd and last photo

I don't understand what that thing is on the bottom right. Is it a birthday cake with an INEDIBLE POSTER in the middle or a nasty photo frame? And what's that FUNNEL?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Obsessed with this being what you are thinking about at 1.50am on a Tuesday morning

Of all the things WRONG with my life it’s THIS that’s keeping me UP AT NIGHT!

 

[Alla]

Surely not a cake, unless they eat glass, metal and stuff. Actually it could be a cake

 

[Alias #23]

Surely not a cake, unless they eat glass, metal and stuff. Actually it could be a cake

The funnel OR WHATEVER IT IS has the look of a chimney at a CONCENTRATION CAMP so it must have been a culturally sensitive and very thoughtful gift from the twins to Lidia

 

[Alla]

How have we overlooked this performance by another evil twins song? Apparently Анастасия was in the middle of a black magic ritual with the evil twins when she had to rush to the stage with no time to change outfit.

 

[Alias #23]

You could go somewhere relatively rousing from the end of that (admittedly not very stimulating) verse and we get THAT CHORUS!

I'm so pleased that we finally know who's responsible for clogging up the national finals of our foreign friends with unspeakably mediocre crud

 

[Alla]

It's unbelievable the amount of trash they place in so many preselections, but it's also the perfect inoffensive filler that will go nowhere, with mediocre and unexperienced singers that will demand tap water at best. It's perfect.

 

[Alias #23]

It's unbelievable the amount of trash they place in so many preselections, but it's also the perfect inoffensive filler that will go nowhere, with mediocre and unexperienced singers that will demand tap water at best. It's perfect.

But how can they get any pleasure from it?

I suppose they get the 300 euro but there's only so much a twin can do with 300 euro

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Round One closes in 2 hours I've decided!

Round Two will feature one BEAUTIFUL wildcard and we'll chop 3 more of the TERRIBLE TERRIFIC TWOSOME's songs

 

[Alias #23]

Round Two will feature one BEAUTIFUL wildcard

What a DELUXIOUS TREAT!

 

[Alias #23]

I've just had Lenny Griffany on the phone sobbing her heart out at the prospect of her fan favourite Walk The Talk being given the boot

WON'T SOMEONE HAVE A HEART

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Thank you for the SCORES of rather nasty and VERY SPITEFUL messages regarding my votes. I know the twins’ work provokes STRONG EMOTIONS but I stand by my choices.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Voting Over!

14th Place:
Latvia 2018 - WALK THE TALK - Liene Greifane (7th Place)


13th Place:
Belarus 2019 - A BETTER YOU - Evgeny Dolich (Preselection)


ELIMINATED

Ylva & Linda are getting their voodoo kits ready as we speak.

Round 2 later tonight!

 

[Alias #23]

POOR LENNY!