The Property Porn Thread

COB said:
Love @Lucille reading about a father and son and her mind BLATANTLY going straight to that slab of wood from OnlyFans doing speedo photoshoots with his dad :tongueout:
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Does he tour around the UK? I swear he's been in my immediate grindr radius about five times this year.
 
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I was just looking at a lovely 6 bed terrace here for a million and thought it was expensive until I remembered some of the lovely East London flats.

The artificial grass in the garden has put me right off it, anyway.
 
They are really missing a trick by not putting a foam pad on the toilet seat and calling it the sitting room as well.
 
I once saw a listing for a room in a house share described as a partial en suite.

It was a bedroom with a toilet in it.
 
Barnacle said:
I'm almost set on thinking I want somewhere of my own, but in my desperation to find somewhere decent i messaged somewhere nice but noticed after the fact that a 42 year old dad and his young son live there.

This was his message:

hi T yes its still available, but ive been very busy and disorganized its my birthday and im going to a music festival on Thursday probably won't be available to view until Monday, Tell me a little about yourself maybe youll like this place maybe not, looking for a tolerant reasonably tidy, not quiet but not noisy lodger preferably mildly Communist.


I mean, I think I'm all of those things but maybe not mildly communist?
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Absolutely NO to this

:enya:

Mind you, the "mildly Communist" thing isn't as bad as gays targeting females as lodgers so they can have a lovely (I quote) FASHION ACCESSORY and yes I HAVE actually seen this being done
 
funky said:
What the communism or having a FAG BANGLE?
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BOTH

Hope you're prepared for me as your fashion accessory :disco:

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I could see it, but I'm also aware that acquiring such an item likely involves a JELLICLE DEAL that's unlikely to leave one with their soul intact 😱
 
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So I just hooked up with a hot Brazilian boy today and it transpires he is also looking to move out with someone.

YES or NO?
 
I’d suggest living with someone you aren’t fucking and also not someone with children
 
He's literally looking in the same area, for the same price, and it would mean I've already gotten past the awkward meeting them for the first time phase. And it was fine hook up with no feelings attached.

I don't think it's a bad idea.
 
Barnacle said:
He's literally looking in the same area, for the same price, and it would mean I've already gotten past the awkward meeting them for the first time phase. And it was fine hook up with no feelings attached.

I don't think it's a bad idea.
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Have you seen Don’t Fuck With Cats?
 
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