Lana Del Rey - Blue Banisters

[Jark]

here's my joanne loon rate (loon dial turned down a notch)

78 Text Book
99 Blue Banisters
76 Arcadia
70 Interlude - The Trio
90 Black Bathing Suit
80 If You Lie Down With Me
86 Beautiful
93 Violets For Roses
92 Dealer
89 Thunder
78 Wildflower Wildfire
80 Nectar of the Gods
72 Living Legend
83 Cherry Blossom
98 Sweet Carolina

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92 Norman Fucking Rockwell!
86 Lust for Life
84 Blue Banisters
82 Ultraviolence
80 Chemtrails Over The Country Club
78 Honeymoon
69 Born To Die
58 Paradise

 

[Iguana]

Loon dial turned all the way down

95 Text Book
94 Blue Banisters
98 Arcadia
90 Interlude - The Trio
94 Black Bathing Suit
92 If You Lie Down With Me
90 Beautiful
90 Violets For Roses
97 Dealer
92 Thunder
98 Wildflower Wildfire
91 Nectar of the Gods
94 Living Legend
99 Cherry Blossom
92 Sweet Carolina

 

[Iguana]

Some of those are genuinely a bit low!

 

[Tisch]

96 The Joanne Rating System
83 Pitchfork Rating System
77 Rating out of 10
15 Rating Between 1 and 5 stars

What rating system is this though

 

[RJN]

What rating system is this though

Its a cheap knockoff of the Joanne system

 

[Jark]

only 90 for Beautiful? THE SHADE.

 

[Iguana]

only 90 for Beautiful? THE SHADE.

 

[RJN]

only 90 for Beautiful? THE SHADE.

YOU hated it yesterday

 

[Jark]

YOU hated it yesterday

SEVERAL DAYS AGO and the beautiful thing about life is that we all have the power to change, miss @RJN. let me show you how sadness can turn into happiness, I can turn blue into something

 

[Iguana]

You did give it an 86 two hours ago though

 

[Pipo]

loon rate turned down

Everything but COCC is somewhere between 100-90, perhaps Honeymoon may linger in the 80s but COCC is definitely a 70, xx.

 

[Jark]

oh does @Pipo hate COCC? why did you never mention it?

 

[Pipo]

oh does @Pipo hate COCC? why did you never mention it?

I didn't know you hated Paradise! The audacity!

 

[Jark]

I don't, it's just cynical and a weaker retread of Born to Die, except of course the life altering RIDE.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I don't, it's just cynical and a weaker retread of Born to Die, except of course the life altering RIDE.

And Cola and Ya-yo and Bel Air!!

 

[Iguana]

Ya-yo is PANTS. Agreed on the others.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

AND Gods And Monsters aka one her several obvious HITS that she couldn't be bothered to RELEASE!

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

In the land of Gods and Monsters
I was an angel
Looking to get fucked hard
Like a groupie incognito, posing as a real singer
Life imitates art

 

[Iguana]

AND Gods And Monsters aka one her several obvious HITS that she couldn't be bothered to RELEASE!

This is of course GOD TIER Lana (literally)

 

[Pipo]

GOD, both COLA, and Bel-Air make me so horny. Sorry Moop, you didn't have to read that.

Don't even get me started on Body Electric.

 

[Iguana]

GOD, both COLA, and Bel-Air make me so horny. Sorry Moop, you didn't have to read that.

Slightly concerned given all the children's voices in Bel Air.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ya-yo is PANTS. Agreed on the others.

 

[Dark Carnival]

In the land of Gods and Monsters
I was an angel
Looking to get fucked hard
Like a groupie incognito, posing as a real singer
Life imitates art

Omg just had a MOMENT to that!

 

[Tisch]

Excuse me, this thread is missing some love for AMERICAN

Your skin so Gordon Brown

 

[Iguana]

Which is the one she's cancelled because it was about that creepy rapey guy?

 

[Iguana]

HARVEY'S IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS AND IT'S MAKING ME CRAZY

That's the one

 

[Dark Carnival]

Which is the one she's cancelled because it was about that creepy rapey guy?

what?!

 

[Dark Carnival]

HARVEY'S IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS AND IT'S MAKING ME CRAZY

That's the one

oh.​

 

[Jark]

Dealer had a great 2nd week on Spotify—it's #2 on her page now. they have to push this with at least a performance or something.

Wk 1 - 4.9m
Wk 2 - 3.7m
Total - 8.6m

other streaming totals

13.9m Blue Banisters
11.9m Arcadia
11.2m Text Book
9.5m Wildflower Wildfire
5.6m If You Lie Down...
3.8m Thunder

and the rest between 2.4—2.9m.

 

[Iguana]

they have to push this with at least a performance or something.

 

[Iguana]

Dealer had a great 2nd week on Spotify—it's #2 on her page now. they have to push this with at least a performance or something.

Wk 1 - 4.9m
Wk 2 - 3.7m
Total - 8.6m

other streaming totals

13.9m Blue Banisters
11.9m Arcadia
11.2m Text Book
9.5m Wildflower Wildfire
5.6m If You Lie Down...
3.8m Thunder

and the rest between 2.4—2.9m.

My friend didn't know some tracks had been released in advance and, looking at Spotify streams, asked me "... Did people die after track 3 or something?"

 

[Iguana]

(she loved the album)

 

[Pipo]

Is this bitch gonna release another video or not?

Where is she? Why is she not getting her ass PROMOTING?

 

[Jark]

My friend didn't know some tracks had been released in advance and, looking at Spotify streams, asked me "... Did people die after track 3 or something?"

Lana's music is nothing if not a potentially fatal cocktail of xanax and morphine

 

[Tisch]

Dealer had a great 2nd week on Spotify—it's #2 on her page now. they have to push this with at least a performance or something.

Been a while since we've seen this gif, but I feel it's very appropriate for now

 

[Jark]

wow. keep on pissing on my chips.

you guys are NO FUCKIN' SPIRIT HEALER, that's for sure.

 

[Tisch]

wow. keep on pissing on my chips.

you guys are NO FUCKIN' SPIRIT HEALER, that's for sure.

Just REALISTIC BABE

We had tickets that she cancelled probably due to "covid yeah why not?" and when they're rescheduled, we'll talk then.

 

[Iguana]

Things that are more likely than a performance of Dealer:

World peace
A new Kate Bush album
The Simpsons getting good again
@Dark Carnival entering ASFM again
China leaving Tibet
A new ABBA alb...oh.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

So I've been watching Lana videos for the past 30 minutes. What do we think is her greatest music video? I know 'Ride' is the obvious answer but sometimes 'High By The Beach' really hits my spot.

 

[Tisch]

So I've been watching Lana videos for the past 30 minutes. What do we think is her greatest music video? I know 'Ride' is the obvious answer but sometimes 'High By The Beach' really hits my spot.

I like the Kylie - Givin' You Up Realness served by Doin' Time

Born to Die deserves to be mentioned to, but I agree with you, RIDE is the best.