UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny)

[LoooooOOOOOooooOOOooocille]

I can’t see them publishing it before PMQs.

 

[Baby LaZenne]

They might publish immediately before PMQs so Starmer doesn't have a chance to use it

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

I want Dorries being fingered by Sunak in the background of every shot

He MUST go.

 

[Madisön]

 

[Poor SertAg (39)]

I want Dorries being fingered by Sunak in the background of every shot

He MUST go.

Can't lie I'd rather see Sunak being fingered.

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

Can't lie I'd rather see Sunak being fingered.

There might be a daisy chain situation where Sunak's nipsy is being expertly worked by the deathly cold talons of Jacob Rees-Mogg. Nothing confirmed by Sky News yet though.

 

[Poor SertAg (39)]

There might be a daisy chain situation where Sunak's nipsy is being expertly worked by the deathly cold talons of Jacob Rees-Mogg. Nothing confirmed by Sky News yet though.

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

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There’s a blue tick so I will now consider this unquestionably true.

 

[Poor SertAg (39)]

There’s a blue tick so I will now consider this unquestionably true.

Facts are facts.

 

[Poor SertAg (39)]

BBC now reporting

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

Although, I have to say that I wouldn’t have expected any aspect of Rees-Mogg’s sexual technique to be described as ‘expert’. I would have thought a more likely description would be ‘fumbling’ or possibly ‘horrifying an experienced team of vice cops’.

 

[Poor SertAg (39)]

The poor cat.

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

Although, I have to say that I wouldn’t have expected any aspect of Rees-Mogg’s sexual technique to be described as ‘expert’. I would have thought a more likely description would be ‘fumbling’ or possibly ‘horrifying an experienced team of vice cops’.

He's had 200 years to perfect the technique, in fairness. When those children finished a 38 hour shift at the cotton mill he had to find a way to reward them which wouldn't cost him anything.

 

[EuroTischion]

Robert Peston saying Sue Gray and the Met are both aware that the PM has the discretion to publish just the summary, or the full report with redactions, but it's lose lose really. Either all the details are out there to be picked apart or it looks like a cover up. He's saying it looks like it'll be published tomorrow.

 

[GNL]

I hate to interrupt the delightful demise of Boris Johnson but our next Prime Minister has a new sobriquet courtesy of CHINA



@Martha Skidd to sue

 

[Poor SertAg (39)]

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

I hate to interrupt the delightful demise of Boris Johnson but our next Prime Minister has a new sobriquet courtesy of CHINA



@Martha Skidd to sue

Oh my God

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

I mean that's almost a moopy tag

 

[Funk About Things]

 

[big ron]

I showed my mate some videos of @Liz Truss delivering pork markets etc and he asked me if it was from a sketch show.

CANT WAIT.

 

[Poor SertAg (39)]

I showed my mate some videos of @Liz Truss delivering pork markets etc and he asked me if it was from a sketch show.

CANT WAIT.

LIZ FOR PM!

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

I hate to interrupt the delightful demise of Boris Johnson but our next Prime Minister has a new sobriquet courtesy of CHINA



@Martha Skidd to sue

They really ripped her to pieces.

 

[Music]

 

[big ron]

LIZ FOR PM!

100% - Johnson is a fucking clown but there is something sinister about him, she’s just fucking ridiculous.

 

[VoRonika]

A former Australian Prime Minister also described Liz Truss as ‘demented’ last week.

Former Australian PM Paul Keating criticises Liz Truss over ‘demented’ China comments

Ex-leader targets UK foreign secretary’s remarks on potential China aggression in the Indo-Pacific, adding Britain suffers from ‘relevance deprivation’

www.theguardian.com

 

[Poor SertAg (39)]

We're not getting Sue's spreadsheet/ pamphlet/ dissertation/ PowerPoint tonight are we?

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

We're not getting Sue's spreadsheet/ pamphlet/ dissertation/ PowerPoint tonight are we?

I think the lorry is dropping it off at no 10 tonight but it won't be made public until tomorrow. Hopefully Dame Keir will have a chance to give it a once over so he can come up with a few zingers for PMQs.

 

[Ooh Aah… Just An Ellie Bit]

 

[Poor SertAg (39)]

I think the lorry is dropping it off at no 10 tonight but it won't be made public until tomorrow. Hopefully Dame Keir will have a chance to give it a once over so he can come up with a few zingers for PMQs.

The contents section is moved to Downing Street

 

[Una Kratz per San Marino]

I am not a Liz fan, but to be fair to her, much of what is being said about her in respect of China is (1) by China propagandists or (2) by appeasers of Chinese aggression (like Paul Keating - good luck with that approach Paul!).

 

[Baby LaZenne]

but to be fair to her

Where is the fun in that!?

 

[Una Kratz per San Marino]

I just think in China we may have found a set of politicians worse than our own governing party

 

[Funk About Things]

I am not a Liz fan, but to be fair to her,

Did you get a BIG RON WARNING as well

 

[Funk About Things]

I just think in China we may have found a set of politicians worse than our own governing party

Boris and Liz, or a bunch of hardline communist, censorship driven, ethnic cleansing, freedom hating imperialists?

That IS a tough call

 

[Diddy]

Gasp

I don’t know what Sue Gray looks like, but god I hope that’s her looming ominously in the background

 

[Una Kratz per San Marino]

Boris and Liz, or a bunch of hardline communist, censorship driven, ethnic cleansing, freedom hating imperialists?

That IS a tough call

You can have a bunch of authoritarian, democracy-undermining, pocket-lining, nationalistic, culture-war waging opportunists…or you can have the CCP. You can’t have both.

 

[Kate]

Some of us DREAM of genuine communism

 

[octophone]

So, what do we reckon? Before, during or after PMQs?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

So, what do we reckon? Before, during or after PMQs?

Surely before? If he has any sense it would have to be before..