Austria 2022: LUM!X feat. Pia Maria - Halo

[Penelope]

Out Friday 11 March, but we've got a minute long clip and it's FUN TRASH

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Thank HEAVENS for a Dua Lipa knockoff!

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

ooohhh this is CHEAP AND BOPPY.

 

[ButterTart]

Well BUGGER ME SHITLESS, this is a bit good

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Eurovision SAVED

 

[Music]

FUCK YES!

 

[FetchFugly]

Oh yes, Dua in Physical mode. Very good too.

 

[Alias #23]

How extraordinary for AUSTRIA to come up with this

BEST ENTRY SINCE ALF POIER

Oh and Conchita I suppose

 

[Lucille]

 

[dmlaw]

Should have known that one of the geniuses behind ‘Thunder’ would come up with something very good indeed.

 

[Lucille]

Is that a DONK I HEAR

 

[ButterTart]

I wonder if @RJN knew he was ushering in the year of Gabry Ponte with his ASFM entry?

 

[Penelope]

How extraordinary for AUSTRIA to come up with this

BEST ENTRY SINCE ALF POIER

Oh and Conchita I suppose

How...dare you forget Zoë?

 

[ButterTart]

Klara really needs to not win in Sweden now because I have a feeling Run for the Hills and this would cancel each other out.

 

[Lucille]

My BUSSY is currently in CONVULSIONS, I really don’t think it’s OK

 

[Alias #23]

How...dare you forget Zoë?

Oh yes, and Zoë

 

[Lucille]

LA-LA-LA-LA-LA LOVE

 

[Alias #23]

My only concern is that the vocal sounds very autotuned so God only knows what sort of caterwauling we'll get on stage

The HEART SHAPED HOLE PTSD still haunts

 

[Alias #23]

Klara really needs to not win in Sweden now

No danger of that, darlin'

 

[dmlaw]

My only concern is that the vocal sounds very autotuned so God only knows what sort of caterwauling we'll get on stage

The HEART SHAPED HOLE PTSD still haunts

Just hide a fat lass in the shadows to do the actual singing.

 

[Alias #23]

Just hide a fat lass in the shadows to do the actual singing.

Oh yes, the ROCKIN' THE RIDE routine

 

[Alias #23]

UNREQUESTED IMPROMPTU TOP 5 AUSTRIAN ENTRIES

1. Nur ein Lied
2. Woki mit deim Popo (I somehow forgot about this one )
3. Weil der Mensch zählt
4. Rise Like A Phoenix
5. Loin d'ici

 

[Lucille]

The lyrics don’t make a LICK of sense do they

 

[Alias #23]

The lyrics don’t make a LICK of sense do they

JUST HOW WE LIKE IT

 

[OutSynk]

Loving the understated response to this basic bop.

 

[Saltwater]

The part of the lyrics where we can all be CEOs and the boss and fly higher than the Gods will be what I'll be listening to on my next interview.

 

[Lucille]

Loving the understated response to this basic bop.

Honestly I’m SHITTING AND CRYING.

 

[Penelope]

UNREQUESTED IMPROMPTU TOP 5 AUSTRIAN ENTRIES

1. Nur ein Lied
2. Woki mit deim Popo (I somehow forgot about this one )
3. Weil der Mensch zählt
4. Rise Like A Phoenix
5. Loin d'ici

OMG Nur ein Lied

 

[Penelope]

Yes LET'S

 

[Lucille]

Pole please peen loppy.

 

[Penelope]

That OH SO GLAMOROUS use of Times New Roman!!!

 

[Penelope]

I'm going to give it a TEN NOT A TWELVE because I really think it could've done with an actual proper middle eight to TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL, but I'm certainly NOT COMPLAINING

 

[Alias #23]

That OH SO GLAMOROUS use of Times New Roman!!!

I never fail to be excited by the deets SHIMMERING SULTRILY ONTO THE SCREEN, not least “Compositeur: DIETER BOHLEN”

 

[Lucille]

I do enjoy how the name brings to mind TIA MARIA, very GLAMOROUS, and I'll be putting some on my cornflakes tomorrow morning in tribute.

 

[ButterTart]

Just hide a fat lass in the shadows to do the actual singing.

Absolutely, if anything I'd be disappointed if the larynx providing the vocals and the jugs providing the floor-show all belonged to the same person.

 

[Lucille]

The things it achieves in 2:40

 

[Alias #23]

I do enjoy how the name brings to mind TIA MARIA, very GLAMOROUS, and I'll be putting some on my cornflakes tomorrow morning in tribute.

It also brings to my mind pop favourite PIA ZADORA so don’t forget to buy her Greatest Hits on iTunes for hot sounds to accompany your rumsy cereal

 

[RJN]

I wonder if @RJN knew he was ushering in the year of Gabry Ponte with his ASFM entry?

Yes it was all part of my plan. I work for the Austrian government in music promotion

 

[VoR]

 

[Madíson]

UNREQUESTED IMPROMPTU TOP 5 AUSTRIAN ENTRIES

1. Nur ein Lied
2. Woki mit deim Popo (I somehow forgot about this one )
3. Weil der Mensch zählt
4. Rise Like A Phoenix
5. Loin d'ici

FORSTNER UP

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

This is fun, but absolutely SCREAMS and I mean SCREAMS terrible live performance to me
I've been burned too many times before by songs in this genre across Eurovision and Melfest.

Can this girl sing a NOTE? Has she ever performed live before?