The Real Housewives of Melbourne

[Cerro de Casa]

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The Remix EP ​

 

[Cerro de Casa]

"Remove yourself from the conversation, Cherry. You don't need to butt in. I don't want you to have an opinion. Shush-shush. It's like you're her mouthpiece. Calm down you Chihuahua."

Who knew Simone was such a Queen?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Ugh when Kyla took the microphone at the party. It was very Bridesmaids.

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

"Remove yourself from the conversation, Cherry. You don't need to butt in. I don't want you to have an opinion. Shush-shush. It's like your her mouthpiece. Calm down you Chihuahua."

Who knew Simone was such a Queen?

The fact Janet was so positive about her I KNEW there would be a bit more to her once she came out of her shell

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Not having to STILL sit through Anjali’s tag line now she’s officially gone

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Holy shit at the preview for next week! "Why doesn't your husband buy you a new set of TITS?!" That could be straight from a John Waters film!

!!!

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

"This is my LIVE PODCAST SHINE IT UP EVENT!"

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

The way Cherry suddenly got the absolutely RUTHLESS villain edit from nowhere? / Objectively she did have a point that Simone perhaps EMBELLISHED the story somewhat, but her and Kyla came across so unlikeable it really didn't matter

Hilarious that Cherry also apparently got black-out drunk on camera?? "...I don't really remember..."

I really thought the bottom would fall out of this season with Anjali, and therefore the antagonist, leaving but it's really managed to sustain itself. It's a shame there's no reunion - even if it's just one episode, as I'd love to see a full blown live TAKEDOWN between the cast
If you ignore the first three episodes, this season has been really solid considering.

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

Hmm that final episode was a bit of a damp squib in general wasn’t it ?

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I haven't watched this week's episode yet but SCREAM



Hopefully this also means there are plans in the pipeline for season 6

(by three I think she means Cherry/Kyla/Anjali and not Simone)

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Additional scream



Janet for Melodifestivalen

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Why doesn't your husband buy you a new set of TITS?!"

Not the best episode, the series was broadly pretty good and I'm gutted that there is no reunion.

I think they should keep Kyla for another series just to make sure Janet and Gamble have someone to attack mercilessly.

 

[COB]

Janet absolutely LOVING HERSELF SICK at that dinner, every time they cut to her side of the table she was pissing herself laughing

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I finally watched the finale episode and it was...a bit pointless? Hilarious that Janet also seemed to agree

Anyway, hopeful for a season 6. And I do think they probably did the best they possibly could considering casting issues and Melbourne's strict lockdowns.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Ditch Cherry, keep Kyla and Simone, bring back Pettifleur and Lydia

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I think a return for Pettifleur and Lydia seems QUITE LIKELY!

I'm not sure about Gina. There was a podcast with show production earlier this year, and they seemed low-key unenthusiastic about bringing her back mainly because she's SO DIFFICULT to work with

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

She could work in a friend-of role, she might agree to an INFOMERCIAL style return like Chyka.

“How are you CHEEKS?”

“I’m great, just launching my NEW HOMEWARE LINE exclusively available at BLA BLA BLA from MAY 5th? Oh the kids? DEAD”

 

[jivafox]

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I need this framed please.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

STOP THE FUCK.

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

 

[jivafox]

Janet “confirming” season 6 with Pettifleur in the comments

 

[Music]

Janet “confirming” season 6 with Pettifleur in the comments

 

[Apo-KANT!]

to replace Jackie while she takes care of her angels please

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

ACTUAL ELECTION ADVERT



Can't wait for Sir Kier to whack out the Real Housewives of Cheshire at the next general.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

I don’t mind being called a man eater, but there’s not many left to MUNCH!

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

So hope we can watch in the UK

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

GAMBLE on me, and you’re sure to WIN.

 

[Halloumi]

"I contributed nothing to this task" had me SCREAMING

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

"I contributed nothing to this task" had me SCREAMING

Loved the Kath of Kath and Kim outfit too

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

the lack of footage (as in only showing her in the golf-based task and some meetings) for Gamble in that promo makes me think either she's going out really early on or that they're keeping things under wraps and she's going far.

Probably the early boot scenario /

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Re-watching the infamous season 3 and how have we overlooked Pettifleur looking at Gina’s tits and saying ‘I tell you what, if I wasn’t a girl I’d be ATTACKING THEM!’

 

[jivafox]

 

[jivafox]

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

@Foxtel:

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Apo-KANT!]

That's all I got.

Will @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA at least show up for the funeral?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

 

[Apo-KANT!]

Surely the angels must have told her?

 

[TiShh]

At least Gamble can now focus on her glittering pop career full time.