When life throws you rocks, I melt them down into diamonds!FIRST IMPRESSION the opening quotes are SO SHIT!
IE Lydia casually asking for a Porsche at the dinner table.
Get used to that, btw...I’m glad Lydia clarified the champagne at the party will be French...
Oh god, if you drank some French Champagne for every time they say French Champagne in Melbourne you'd be getting RUSHED TO A&E rather quicklyI’m glad Lydia clarified the champagne at the party will be French...
A feather is NOT a sign from an angel Jackie, it’s fallen out of a PILLOW.
Jackie is an absolute nutcase. I'm gonna miss her.
I save my best POT STIRRING for the kitchen (which I literally just discovered as it might give me a story hook for this season)Keep your eye on Lydia, a few scenes aside she’s a bit USELESS in seasons 1&2, but REALLY rises like a Housewives phoenix for a frankly astonishing performance in season 3![]()