An Y*va & L*nda (Evil Swedish Twins(?)) Thread

[COB]

They simply MUST BE on the next banner once all that FUSS in the Ukraine fades away.

I'm planning on just putting one twin, then a flipped version of the same twin and seeing if anyone notices

 

[Alla]

HOTTER THAN EVER

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

What a PRETTY AND HIGH END LOOK!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

It’s all just so EXCITING.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Did we ever finish the TWINS SURVIVOR, and crown that poor woman LIDIA?!?

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Did we ever finish the TWINS SURVIVOR, and crown that poor woman LIDIA?!?

I forgot about it. Let me reopen in half/three quarters of an hour

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Re-watching LIDIA, it really is QUITE HAUNTING!

 

[Alla]

Did we ever finish the TWINS SURVIVOR, and crown that poor woman LIDIA?!?

We couldn't vote out any more of those gems and we declared them all winners.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Re-watching LIDIA, it really is QUITE HAUNTING!

Is it the DEATH STARE TWINS she keeps eyeing during the lovely performance?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

 

[HalamaK]

They sent in 40 songs to Melodifestivalen 2018! 40 that year!

 

[HalamaK]

They sent in 40 songs to Melodifestivalen 2018! 40 that year!

2 771 songs were sent in in 2018.

This means Y*va & L*nda has sent in about 400 songs to Mello in the last decade
 OR
about 1-2% of all preselection songs each year

 

[HalamaK]

40 that year!

Imagine a complete Melodifestivalen with only Y&L songs, them singing backing vocals with a new synchronized outfit for each!

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Imagine a complete Melodifestivalen with only Y&L songs, them singing backing vocals with a new synchronized outfit for each!

I WANT THAT PLEASE

Do these witches have no understanding of the importance of quality over quantity? Or indeed originality? I bet all the songs they send to MF are copies of other people’s songs anyway and / or half-arsed crud

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Obviously all the twins’ songs are top notch and amazing but are there any which any of us could say are ACTUALLY GOOD?

 

[HalamaK]

I wouldn't stretch as far as good but they have a number of decent ones. They're slowly but surely upping their game.

 

[HalamaK]

This one gives off slight poor mans One More Time vibes.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

I wouldn't stretch as far as good

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

This one gives off slight poor mans One More Time vibes.

“Slight”

It astonishes me that they think it’s worth the bother and also that they don’t appear to have the slightest grasp of what makes a great song, although obviously this lovely video gives them the opportunity to parade their exciting fashions

 

[HalamaK]

"No-no..Mmm...No-no-no-no... Mmm...Mmm...
We always send to the UK... Mmm... Mmm...
We haven't been selected no... Mmm...
maybe the wrong artist... Mmm..."

Here's hoping for an internally selected Sam Ryder feat. Y&L collab for 2023

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Who could have guessed that they’d come across as being NOT QUITE RIGHT?

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Maybe sending ONE acceptable song rather than forty - FORTY! - piles of mediocre crud might pay dividends. Not being funny, just saying

 

[Alla]

They had songs in preselections of EIGHTEEN countries so far, and they obviously send to every other one, imagine the pile of shit they have to compose every year I mean, not that every song is exactly the same of course.

I can see the faces of the selection committees when their laptops crash after receiving the 400 terabytes zip with zillions of songs. "Guys, it's the evil twins again, please send it to spam immediately"

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

They had songs in preselections of EIGHTEEN countries so far, and they obviously send to every other one, imagine the pile of shit they have to compose every year I mean, not that every song is exactly the same of course.

I can see the faces of the selection committees when their laptops crash after receiving the 400 terabytes zip with zillions of songs. "Guys, it's the evil twins again, please send it to spam immediately"

I wonder if this is why Finland introduced that rule that composers couldn't enter more than two songs.

 

[Alla]

I wonder if this is why Finland introduced that rule that composers couldn't enter more than two songs.

I have no evidence but no doubt either

 

[HalamaK]

They had songs in preselections of EIGHTEEN countries so far, and they obviously send to every other one, imagine the pile of shit they have to compose every year I mean, not that every song is exactly the same of course.

No, not every other. They've litteraly sent their shit to every preselection.

Except for Portugal ofc, where they did try (Momentum was originally in Portuguese) but apparently have to get citizenship first

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

They obviously need a restraining order against them. At least the countries can press DELETE when the batches of 40 dreadful songs turn up in the email. “SORRY LUV DIDN’T ARRIVE. TOO LATE NOW”

 

[Alla]

They probably go straight to the spam folder, they don't have to do anything.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Uh oh.

 

[HalamaK]

Uh oh.

View attachment 13722

OMG, THEY'RE WATCHING US!!!

Please delete your Instagram and remove this thread immediately

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

When I say I SCREAMED!

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

When I say I SCREAMED!

You're going to be performing on a poorly built stage in Moldova before you can say ENDUT HOCH HECH!

 

[HalamaK]

Happy Halloween

 

[COB]

Those never-ending hashtags

 

[HalamaK]

@Lucille new what she was getting herself into

#devilwomen #5likesfor5likes #followtrain #followforfollowback #gainfollowers #commentforcommentback #sub4sub #gainwiththepluto

 

[Apo-KANT!]

#toptags

 

[HalamaK]

#followforfollowback #commentforcommentback

I wonder how many of their 88 likes are organic.

 

[Alla]

#thehornsarereal

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

#twinset

Which only makes me think ‘Twin Set and Pearls’ which would make for a very disturbing film starring the lovely girls

 

[Alla]

I love they posted it LAST NIGHT to wish us all a Happy Halloween.