Ukraine 2023: Tvorchi - Heart of Steel

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If this year's groundswell of televoting support for Ukraine repeats, the overwhelmingly likely winner of Eurovision 2023 will be one of these ten songs.



This one is very pretty, could be a moment if they stage it well.


This one has something, but I feel it'd need an old school Ukraine style revamp if it won


This one sounds like it was recorded in an actual toilet :D (or more likely a bomb shelter :()


Heart of Steel is fairly instant and probably a frontrunner, though it never quite GOES OFF the way you'd hope.


I'm Not Alone is also quite nice.
 
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Not convinced the vote will replicate itself, but who knows
 
NAR: When GOD SHUT THE DOOR
I FELL ON THE FLOOR! :disco:


I can really see myself FISTPUMPIN' AWAY to this melodramatic ESL classic in a ropey gay bar in Liverpool COME MAY
 
I'm not that taken by "When God Shut The Door" but my god would I be here for her doing the pre-party circuit and belting out "Vegan" everywhere she pops up.
 
Is the cello(?) attached to anybody or is it a contestant in its own right?
 
Over/under on how many contestants end up having military uniform on/war footage in their VTs?
 
Moisei can't really perform for shite when he's not going away at that fiddle, can he
 
Moisei's favourite Eurovision song is apparently Gjon's Tears - Tout l'univers
 
Ooh she’s not a natural presenter is she

*peers at cue card*
 
God you just know the heart would've been going BATSHIT for this in a Melfest heat circa 2018.
 
It's probably a good development for masculinity overall, but it's mildly annoying that painted nails are no longer a surefire tell that a cigarette emoji is IN OUR MIDSTS
 
Simply TOO heavy-handed to even remotely tolerate the possibility of it not getting the ticket! HEIL HIVE RISE! :disco:
 
Surely everyone's MUCH more in the mood for this than a heavy handed reminder of a war THEY'RE ALL GOING THROUGH ANYWAY
 
Kolyskova is the smart choice, I hope that's chosen after that performance.
 
Fuming we get these chats and repetitive montages as international filler during the adverts. I WANT to see what Ukrainian war ads look like! I want to see someone having a DIET COKE MOMENT IN A BUNKER
 

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