Poland 2023: Blanka - Solo

[Kaleen]

Poland have confirmed their national final will take place on 25 February. Submissions are still open until 10 February with the songs announced on 15 February just 10 days before the final (never change Poland) but this is one of the confirmed submissions. It’s written by Mørland. It’s certainly something.

 

[TiShh]

Five songs released so far (playlist in the replies)

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Oh God what bollocks do we have this year...

I see there's NOTHING in Polish

 

[C’est la VoR]

How many by Ylva & Linda this year?

 

[IntoTheDark]

By the looks of things, NONE OF THEM

 

[C’est la VoR]

This already has 9m+ youtube views and would be quite acceptable.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

By the looks of things, NONE OF THEM

When oh when will their Eurosong dream come true?

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

That Blanka thing might as well be Margaret

 

[Pingu]

This already has 9m+ youtube views and would be quite acceptable.

I feel like Poland has one of these every year and it never gets chosen.

 

[Jacques]

Nice to see Alicja given another shot but I'll have Booty or Solo please

 

[IntoTheDark]

What on EARTH is this

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Send THAT please Poland. Tarot indicates BULGING BREASTS AND BUM OUT

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

And lo!

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Well this will be a disgusting disgrace if they send it

 

[Alla]

Any evil twins song that can be destroyed live? That's all I care for.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Any evil twins song that can be destroyed live? That's all I care for.

Actually I was going to ask earlier whether the Sisters Grim have any songs remaining in any of the nationsl selections but couldn’t find the twins’ special thread

 

[Alla]

Actually I was going to ask earlier whether the Sisters Grim have any songs remaining in any of the nationsl selections but couldn’t find the twins’ special thread

Yeah I don't know what's going on, they ONLY had about 8 songs this year so far. Of course all of them failed to make the finals I just hope they have their eyes on San Marino, a national final that goes with the quality of their songs, and they surprise us with a bunch of them there

 

[TiShh]

Nice to see Alicja given another shot but I'll have Booty or Solo please

Oh that *is* her! I was scouring the list for her name and missed it. I think I was looking for "Empires"

Yes, good to see her again. Empires is in my top 5 from the lost year.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

What on EARTH is this

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Ahlena - Booty

This is DREADFUL! Really hope they send it

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Dominik Dudek - Be Good

Should've been obvious that uninspired toss from Stefan going top ten in the televote for Estonia would encourage bollocks like this. A little more down the path towards something like Fleet Foxes and pleasant enough, but still - GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GAY POP CONTEST!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Blanka - Solo

Oh YES YES YES YES YES YES YES! The spirit of ACE OF BASE and ALEXANDRA STAN - LEMONADE LIVES!

Honestly it really is ABOUT TIME Poland FINALLY fucking sends one of these

 

[Alla]

Ahlena - Booty

This is DREADFUL! Really hope they send it

100 % chances for top 10., 99 % of Top 5, 90% chances of Top 3...and 80% of the Top 1.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Jann - Gladiator
What INTRIGUING NONSENSE! The kind of arty toss I suspect they might send which gets LAPPED UP by the Gen Z fanbase, but frankly you could do a lot worse than this...

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Maja Hyzy - Never Hide

Quite TASTY DANCERS but god, what a load of subpar pop trash Shades of JESS GLYNNE and SATURDAYS SOLO SINGLES

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Natasza - Lift U Up

Look I love a Schaffel beat as much as the NEXT chunky faggot but I barely remembered a thing about this the entire time it was playing.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Blanka - Solo

Oh YES YES YES YES YES YES YES! The spirit of ACE OF BASE and ALEXANDRA STAN - LEMONADE LIVES!

Honestly it really is ABOUT TIME Poland FINALLY fucking sends one of these

Yes come on Poland! Send this. She can’t have any LESS stage presence than Margaret, surely?

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

I hope everybody has been playfully pushing Jenga off the coffee table all morning like our BLANK?

 

[Dame Slap]

I hope everybody has been playfully pushing Jenga off the coffee table all morning like our BLANK?

I was fearing the POOR BINT might not be able to deliver live, but seemingly she can hold a tune

 

[IntoTheDark]

Why the fuck was she on a late night show in Bulgaria?!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Why the fuck was she on a late night show in Bulgaria?!

Why the fuck weren't YOU?!

 

[C’est la VoR]

Why the fuck was she on a late night show in Bulgaria?!

Apparently the song has been a hit there already.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

It should be a hit EVERYWHERE

 

[ADONK5]

The final is live right now if anyone's interested.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

I can't see Blanka yet...

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Theoz (if you ordered him from Wish) is performing

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Oh it's quite good

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

He's called KUBA

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Hello Polish queens in the audience