Eurovision 2024: Semi-Final 2 (8PM BST)

[ZenGiraffe]

How are you going to manage to do a second one at 22.34, when she performs again on account of all the boos?

I'll strain, hemorrhoids be damned.

 

[Lucille]

Y’all ready to be UNITED BY MUSIC?!

 

[Kratz]

Y’all ready to be UNITED BY MUSIC?!

COME ON OUR SARAH!

 

[Star]

 

[Tisch]

It's here

I FEEL IT COMING!!

 

[PercyPig]

OMG!

 

[Star]

I just hope tonight has some nice sparkly dresses

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I want that red dress

 

[Lucille]

COME ON OUR SARAH!

 

[RS]

I just hope tonight has some nice sparkly dresses

Here they are

 

[Lucille]

PETRA

 

[Alex]

Haha amazing intro

 

[dmlaw]

Is Malin’s dress made out of that 80s heat sensitive colour changing material?

 

[FetchFugly]

YOU might be a humble host Malin but not Queen Petra

 

[ZenGiraffe]

"THE EUROVISION"

 

[Kratz]

‘Hollywood Star’

 

[Lucille]

FRANCE!

 

[jyxz]

FRAAAAANCE!

 

[PercyPig]

I hope they’ve kept some jokes for the final

 

[ButterTart]

Malin has weird legs.

 

[Alex]

FRAAAANCE

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Petra, what a fucking icon.

 

[RS]

Not feeling this hair for poor Malin her face looks too…round?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Kratz]

FRAAAANCE

That might be the funniest moment so far

 

[Lucille]

#destinedforgreatness

 

[dmlaw]

Mildly surprised that Malta didn’t use Chiara for both of their postcard clips.

 

[Kratz]

Sarah
SARAH
SARAH!

 

[RS]

Oh my, instant hate

 

[ZenGiraffe]

LooooOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOp!

 

[rhythmbandit]

It's giving budget Dua Lipa.

 

[RS]

Ok maybe better than I thought

 

[Tisch]

LoooOoOOOOooooOOOOpppp is really RELENTLESS isn't it. Barely 5 seconds in and she's climbing on her dancers.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Her body parts are in the right place on the correct beat, but she absolutely cannot dance

 

[Star]

Nice sparkles

 

[dmlaw]

When the dance involves her straddling the guy’s face, you can understand why she’s making the LooooOOOOOoooooOOOOOooop noise.

 

[Apoca]

MoOOooOOOOOooOoop(py!)

 

[Alex]

Oh it’s a Chanel rip off

 

[RS]

Better than Cyprus from the previous semi

 

[lolly]

She's better than the song