Star
Homo Secretary (OB)
I've had a busy day so haven't been able to keep up, can someone please summarise what's gone on with Netherlands? 

WE STILL DON'T KNOWI've had a busy day so haven't been able to keep up, can someone please summarise what's gone on with Netherlands?![]()
He slept through Eden's interview, then her delegation mocked his dead parents, then Sarah bonnici dropped new single, then joost outI've had a busy day so haven't been able to keep up, can someone please summarise what's gone on with Netherlands?![]()
That's what they want you to think!He’s alive there’s footage of him at the hotel!
Oh. Stop him for his own good. The Reddit is bonkersI was just filling Mr Star in and he says 'oh let me check reddit to see if there's any more info'
I'm like, as if anyone will know more than Moopy does!
I remember a friend inviting us round to her house to meet the new guy she was seeing, and he turned out to be a heroin dealer, and heroin user, and mocked us all when we refused to snort heroin with him because he thought ‘you queers love drugs’. Anyway the vibes that night were still better than this year’s Eurovision.
The Eurovision Reddit is ridiculous. They're trying to keep things apolitical and it's just a MESSI was just filling Mr Star in and he says 'oh let me check reddit to see if there's any more info'
I'm like, as if anyone will know more than Moopy does!
I feel like that probably happens a lot?I should add he also threatened to stab me!
some very hinged friends you haveI should add he also threatened to stab me!
I feel like that probably happens a lot?
some very hinged friends you have![]()
Only BARELY so please do REGALE US ONCE MORE.Although remember that veteran that moved into my flat.
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English Lads was it?Although remember that veteran that moved into my flat.
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Only BARELY so please do REGALE US ONCE MORE.
This thread isn't nearly unhinged enough yet
‘See these marks around my neck…?’He used to get high and tell about all the people he’d killed, which should’ve been a red flag but instead my only response was.
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He looks like her smells. So I’m betting no.Was he at least a good shag?
‘See these marks around my neck…?’
Was he at least a good shag?
What delightful energy to keep you on your toes in Hackneys deepest darkest bins!Never tested the theory despite the fact he REFUSED to wear a shirt in the 3 months that we lived together. He did used to have night terrors where he’d strangle whoever he was in his bed though.
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Better CHOKING than ZONE 4 though...And people ask me why I moved to the SUBURBS!