Eurovision 2024: Grand Final (8pm BST Sat) (2 Viewers)

[Star]

I've had a busy day so haven't been able to keep up, can someone please summarise what's gone on with Netherlands?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I've had a busy day so haven't been able to keep up, can someone please summarise what's gone on with Netherlands?

WE STILL DON'T KNOW

 

[Star]

Surely between us we must have someone who can get in there and get the goss?

 

[Lucille]

They’ve not been disqualified (yet) but have been prevented from performing until the EBU complete their investigations into an ‘incident’ that happened last night.


That’s all the official info we have.

 

[Lucille]

There are several rumours about what happened but none from credible sources, they all involve an altercation between Joost and someone else though.

 

[Marina Salty]

I've had a busy day so haven't been able to keep up, can someone please summarise what's gone on with Netherlands?

He slept through Eden's interview, then her delegation mocked his dead parents, then Sarah bonnici dropped new single, then joost out

 

[ZenGiraffe]

A number of sources are claiming the altercation wasn't with the Israeli delegation which is what everyone's assumption was.

There was also weirdness going on with Spain as well, that may be unrelated or may not be. One incident of which there is footage of is a disagreement between Spanish and Israeli press people though

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Hang on, he's possibly dead?

 

[Lucille]

He’s alive there’s footage of him at the hotel!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

He’s alive there’s footage of him at the hotel!

That's what they want you to think!

 

[Tisch]

He's fine! He was seen leaving the arena today in good spirits.

 

[RS]

I’ve been out, what’s the latest developement?

 

[Kevin]

We’re up to 7th in the odds. Surely this will all turn out okay.

 

[rhythmbandit]

This was the top story on ITV News just now.

 

[jyxz]

SO glad this shit show didn’t happen last year on UK soil

 

[Lucille]

I remember a friend inviting us round to her house to meet the new guy she was seeing, and he turned out to be a heroin dealer, and heroin user, and mocked us all when we refused to snort heroin with him because he thought ‘you queers love drugs’. Anyway the vibes that night were still better than this year’s Eurovision.

 

[Star]

I was just filling Mr Star in and he says 'oh let me check reddit to see if there's any more info'

I'm like, as if anyone will know more than Moopy does!

 

[Kratz]

I was just filling Mr Star in and he says 'oh let me check reddit to see if there's any more info'

I'm like, as if anyone will know more than Moopy does!

Oh. Stop him for his own good. The Reddit is bonkers

 

[Lucille]

I remember a friend inviting us round to her house to meet the new guy she was seeing, and he turned out to be a heroin dealer, and heroin user, and mocked us all when we refused to snort heroin with him because he thought ‘you queers love drugs’. Anyway the vibes that night were still better than this year’s Eurovision.

I should add he also threatened to stab me!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I was just filling Mr Star in and he says 'oh let me check reddit to see if there's any more info'

I'm like, as if anyone will know more than Moopy does!

The Eurovision Reddit is ridiculous. They're trying to keep things apolitical and it's just a MESS

 

[Apoca]

No one flopped vocally tonight!

Our queen Kaleen is an incredible closer.

 

[Kratz]

I should add he also threatened to stab me!

I feel like that probably happens a lot?

 

[Dark Carnival]

I should add he also threatened to stab me!

some very hinged friends you have

 

[Lucille]

I feel like that probably happens a lot?

Basically sums up my twenties!

 

[Lucille]

some very hinged friends you have

He wasn’t MY FRIEND!

 

[Lucille]

Although remember that veteran that moved into my flat.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Although remember that veteran that moved into my flat.

Only BARELY so please do REGALE US ONCE MORE.

This thread isn't nearly unhinged enough yet

 

[Kratz]

Although remember that veteran that moved into my flat.

English Lads was it?

 

[Lucille]

Only BARELY so please do REGALE US ONCE MORE.

This thread isn't nearly unhinged enough yet

Oh I moved him in during the height of Covid because I couldn’t afford the rent and I fancied him!

Anyway things quickly turned SOUR and he moved out in the middle of the night owing me and my friend who owned the flat money. He left his room in quite the state, and we soon discovered the NEEDLES under his bed explaining his unhinged behaviour!

 

[Lucille]

He used to get high and tell me about all the people he’d killed, which should’ve been a red flag but instead my only response was.

 

[Kratz]

He used to get high and tell about all the people he’d killed, which should’ve been a red flag but instead my only response was.

‘See these marks around my neck…?’

 

[Dark Carnival]

Have we ever had a grand final thread reach ten pages before the grand final?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Was he at least a good shag?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Was he at least a good shag?

He looks like her smells. So I’m betting no.

 

[Lucille]

‘See these marks around my neck…?’

Was he at least a good shag?

Never tested the theory despite the fact he REFUSED to wear a shirt in the 3 months that we lived together. He did used to have night terrors where he’d strangle whoever he was in his bed though.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Never tested the theory despite the fact he REFUSED to wear a shirt in the 3 months that we lived together. He did used to have night terrors where he’d strangle whoever he was in his bed though.

What delightful energy to keep you on your toes in Hackneys deepest darkest bins!

 

[Lucille]

And people ask me why I moved to the SUBURBS!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

And people ask me why I moved to the SUBURBS!

Better CHOKING than ZONE 4 though...

 

[Lucille]

It’s technically zone 3/4!!!!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Shall we be BRIEFLY ON TOPIC?

Police are now involved

Zwitserse Nemo wint historische editie Eurovisie Songfestival, omstreden deelnemer Israël vijfde

Met de eerste non-binaire winnaar uit de geschiedenis, een gediskwalificeerde finalist en een uitgejouwde organisator werd het Eurovisie Songfestival in Malmö om meerdere redenen een historische editie. Na een goednieuwsshow uit het boekje bleek Zwitserland de grote winnaar.

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