Eurovision 2024: Grand Final (8pm BST Sat)

[Rita]

OK, I need to mark these down as we go along as I always forget what song is what.

 

[dmlaw]

It's evident this isn't real crowd noise, isn't it?

You could practically hear the flick of the switch as they turned over to the canned crowd noise before Israel.

 

[BoysForSeles]

Did they just say Louise was on the UK jury?

 

[funky]

Did they just say Louise was on the UK jury?

Yeah she is

 

[Kevin]

Iolanda did not look happy.

 

[ButterTart]

Go on Olly

 

[Dark Carnival]

They could have given Portugal a bigger flag? It’s giving Serena Chacha

 

[Bypass]

Portugal looked PISSED

 

[lolly]

Was anyone looking at Portugal's flag?

 

[lolly]

More Petra chants

 

[Rita]

More Petra chants

Cracking pair.

 

[Raining on Me]

What's going on with Portugal? Apart from being this year's most pristine entry. Why the tiny flag? Oh fuck please perform Iolanda

 

[Rita]

John QUEEF?

 

[lolly]

Is that chanting in the background?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Portugal looked PISSED

AREN’T WE ALL??

 

[Star]

AREN’T WE ALL??

I'm on the prosecco This is going to get messy

 

[dmlaw]

AREN’T WE ALL??

I’m not half as pissed as I’m going to be.

 

[Star]

Their dresses need some sequins though

 

[Marina Salty]

What you all drinking? Am on white wine

 

[lolly]

What you all drinking? Am on white wine

Gin and battery acid felt fitting

 

[Rita]

What you all drinking? Am on white wine

VODKA.

 

[dmlaw]

What you all drinking? Am on white wine

I’m on Croatian chocolate brandy in honour of the winner. I’m probably not going to drink that all night.

 

[Rita]

OMG! Jacques entered these jokers in to ASFM and from memory it wasn’t terrible.

 

[dmlaw]

Sounds like Graham doesn’t know which of the twinks he shagged last night.

 

[Rita]

I don’t HATE it.

 

[RS]

The low energy of the audience is depressing to see

 

[funky]

Oh look it’s the Faithless cover

 

[Star]

Here comes Stephen Gately x 2

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG! Jacques entered these jokers in to ASFM and from memory it wasn’t terrible.

Jacques submitted them this year in to Melodifestivalen and look where we are now

 

[Rita]

She’s unforgettable but unfortunately this song is

 

[dmlaw]

Oh look it’s the Faithless cover

With the sample of Scandalous towards the end.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What was the incident with The Netherlands??

May I suggest the 900 posts before this one

 

[Marina Salty]

She’s unforgettable but unfortunately this song is

It's giving me epilepsy

 

[Rita]

May I suggest the 900 posts before this one

I’m a BUSY LADY.

 

[dmlaw]

May I suggest the 900 posts before this one

If any of them seem at all unhinged, that’s you, not us.

 

[funky]

Why didn’t they just enter this as Norway? Were they EXILED?

 

[Rita]

I must say I quite enjoyed that. I’ll fling it a 7.

 

[Raining on Me]

Here comes Stephen Gately x 2

but also (mostly the first though)

 

[win_the_game]

The low energy of the audience is depressing to see

They've been MUTED. No way would a home crowd by that quiet for their own song.

 

[Rita]

Very haunting.