Eurovision 2024: Grand Final (8pm BST Sat) (2 Viewers)

[Tisch]

LUNA HAS (not) SPOKEN!

I hear she's BRAVELY not performing tonight either!

 

[OutSynk]

Honestly I'm so excited for this.

 

[funky]

I’m so glad the Israeli delegation came to Malmo with such humility and tried really hard to prove to everyone that despite their Government, they’re actually really nice people.

 

[Suedehead]

I’m so glad the Israeli delegation came to Malmo with such humility and tried really hard to prove to everyone that despite their Government, they’re actually really nice people.

What are you on about?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Are you ready girls?

 

[HalamaK]

The likely Swedish televote winner.

They just showed half of her performance during the ESC preview programming while commenting on the political issue. People are even standing around talking about it in the supermarket.

 

[Kevin]

Nikkie Tutorials won’t be reading out our points. No idea how they are going to do it.

 

[dmlaw]

We have done two thirds of the posts that we managed in last year’s final and the show hasn’t started yet. Imagine what would have happened if there had been some drama in the last two days.

 

[Star]

Are we getting a new thread?

 

[Suedehead]

Here we go.

I guess.

 

[Bypass]

Fuck...here we go

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Are we getting a new thread?

Nope, we're PUSHING THROUGH

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Martin Osterdahl pictured live:

 

[Rita]

Hi girls

 

[dmlaw]

Time for the last ever Eurovision Song Contest.

 

[Raining on Me]

Only Sarah Bonnici can save this now

 

[RS]

Good luck and please don’t fuck it up more than you already have

 

[lolly]

Oh dear

 

[Rita]

Is the UK entry terrible? What about IRELAND?

 

[dmlaw]

Graham’s booth seems to be at the bottom of the sea. Lucky bastard.

 

[lolly]

This is oddly reminiscent of the cartoon Voyage bit

 

[RS]

Our crown princess

 

[ZenGiraffe]

PRAY FOR THE FUTURE OF EUROVISION

 

[funky]

Technical problems

 

[Marina Salty]

Nikkie Tutorials won’t be reading out our points. No idea how they are going to do it.

Paparizou is already at ERT to do her reading

 

[dmlaw]

Is the UK entry terrible? What about IRELAND?

Ireland is excellent. The UK is quite good as well, but the quality of his vocal is…less certain.

 

[Rita]

I can’t wait. I try to refrain until the main event.

 

[Rita]

What is this SHITE?

 

[Star]

I'm with cwojjie

 

[Dark Carnival]

My host is currently celebrating his dog’s 6 month anniversary so the tv sound is off

 

[dmlaw]

I’m starting to suspect that ABBA really might not be performing.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

My host is currently celebrating his dog’s 6 month anniversary so the tv sound is off

Murder is justified

 

[Rita]

Was Icona Pop a Eurovision song?

 

[Rita]

What was the incident with The Netherlands??

 

[Rita]

SO MANY QUESTIONS.

 

[dmlaw]

What was the incident with The Netherlands??

He may have threatened a female camera operator. But that’s ridiculous, so maybe not.

 

[Rita]

OMG at Ireland!!!

 

[lolly]

It's evident this isn't real crowd noise, isn't it?

 

[win_the_game]

Those audience mics sounding very low this evening