The UK: The Keir Starmer years (2 Viewers)

Well, I'm going to do what most British people do and give him, ooooh, 3 or 4 weeks to improve the economy, get all the shit out of the rivers, build half a million houses and completely return the NHS to its 2008 peak and if he doesn't do it, well he's failed.

What do you mean "do you write for The Telegraph"?
 
Bizarre. He’ll be related to Edward Timpson somehow.
 
I’m kidding he’s famously a great man to work for, employs a lot of ex-prisoners.
 
Well the Emily snub has had me all kinds of shook. I really didn’t see that coming!
 
I now want Emily to be the wicked (and much more fun) Boris to Keir's Theresa May - lots of sassy interviews and snide briefings, before overthrowing the fucker and turning Downing Street into a rave venue.
 
CLEARLY THE KEY MAN FOR THE JOB!
Post of the week.
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I now want Emily to be the wicked (and much more fun) Boris to Keir's Theresa May - lots of sassy interviews and snide briefings, before overthrowing the fucker and turning Downing Street into a rave venue.
As if Angela Rayner won’t have already turned Downing Street into a rave venue. Emily will be the one who turns up late with all the really good drugs. Kier will pop his head out of the window at 9.45, wearing a nightcap, to ask in a reedy voice if they mind keeping the noise down.
 

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