The UK: The Keir Starmer years (1 Viewer)

[ZenGiraffe]

Actually do we have a leader of the commons yet? Evil Pen Pen always used it to deliver sass so maybe Starmer is following suit?

 

[Madison]

This isn’t awkward at all:

 

[Madison]

Actually do we have a leader of the commons yet? Evil Pen Pen always used it to deliver sass so maybe Starmer is following suit?

No, but I’d be surprised if he snubbed Lucy Powell.

 

[GNL]

Actually do we have a leader of the commons yet? Evil Pen Pen always used it to deliver sass so maybe Starmer is following suit?

 

[octophone]

Well, I'm going to do what most British people do and give him, ooooh, 3 or 4 weeks to improve the economy, get all the shit out of the rivers, build half a million houses and completely return the NHS to its 2008 peak and if he doesn't do it, well he's failed.

What do you mean "do you write for The Telegraph"?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh well.

Do we ever feel sorry for Emily Thornberry?

 

[big ron]

I am now a paid up member of The Green Party

 

[Lucille]

Oh well.

Do we ever feel sorry for Emily Thornberry?

SOMETIMES I DO.

 

[Madison]

Powell must have really offended the photographer.

 

[Madison]

Rolling list of appointments:

Ministerial Appointments: July 2024

The King has been pleased to approve the following appointments.

www.gov.uk

 

[VoR]

This isn’t awkward at all:

It will be if Charlie croaks in the next 24 hours.

 

[Madison]

Noice:

 

[Lucille]

You know Diane is round Jezza’s CACKLING about this.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Noice:

Is he getting put in the lords then?

 

[GNL]

And another one.

 

[Lucille]

Omg is that literally because he knows his way around a LOCK and KEYS?!?

 

[Madison]

Bizarre. He’ll be related to Edward Timpson somehow.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

He's a former chair of the Prison Reform Trust.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

He's also an advocate for employing ex convicts.

 

[Lucille]

I’m kidding he’s famously a great man to work for, employs a lot of ex-prisoners.

 

[GNL]

He's actually done loads of work re: rehabilitation of offenders and prison reform so it's less nonsensical than it seems. I actually think it's quite a good appointment.

 

[Madison]

Bizarre. He’ll be related to Edward Timpson somehow.

They are brothers.

 

[Lucille]

No it’s actually quite a smart and thoughtful appointment.

 

[big ron]

Omg is that literally because he knows his way around a LOCK and KEYS?!?

Timpson is an employer that hires a lot of people who have come out of prison. They also do a lot of free stuff for homeless people who are trying to get into work

 

[big ron]

I’m kidding he’s famously a great man to work for, employs a lot of ex-prisoners.

FINE

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Imagine the bar being so low that we're impressed by him giving jobs to LITERAL EXPERTS IN THEIR FIELD.

They're both smashing shouts mind.

 

[big ron]

It shows how fucking shit things had become were fawning over some logical and sensible MPs

 

[Lucille]

CLEARLY THE KEY MAN FOR THE JOB!

 

[big ron]

CLEARLY THE KEY MAN FOR THE JOB!

Wahey

 

[ZenGiraffe]

CLEARLY THE KEY MAN FOR THE JOB!

BUMPING THAT

 

[AGinAg (38)]

He was a SHOE IN

 

[Nancy]

He's actually done loads of work re: rehabilitation of offenders and prison reform so it's less nonsensical than it seems. I actually think it's quite a good appointment.

COBBLERS!

 

[Madison]

He’s going to heel the nation.

 

[lolly]

 

[untilted]

Well the Emily snub has had me all kinds of shook. I really didn’t see that coming!

 

[Lucille]

I know she’ll have her revenge!

 

[Shoat]

I now want Emily to be the wicked (and much more fun) Boris to Keir's Theresa May - lots of sassy interviews and snide briefings, before overthrowing the fucker and turning Downing Street into a rave venue.

 

[rhythmbandit]

CLEARLY THE KEY MAN FOR THE JOB!

Post of the week.

 

[dmlaw]

I now want Emily to be the wicked (and much more fun) Boris to Keir's Theresa May - lots of sassy interviews and snide briefings, before overthrowing the fucker and turning Downing Street into a rave venue.

As if Angela Rayner won’t have already turned Downing Street into a rave venue. Emily will be the one who turns up late with all the really good drugs. Kier will pop his head out of the window at 9.45, wearing a nightcap, to ask in a reedy voice if they mind keeping the noise down.

 

[Suedehead]

Noice:

Great news. He's a gem.