Katy Perry - 143 (Worst Rated Album EVER by a female artist) (2 Viewers)

[GNL]

Quite lethargic.

 

[funky]

Yet to hear an original note from this monstrosity on this album campaign.

GET SOME IDEAS! You worked with enough people!

 

[Jark]

Sorry but I really like "I'm His, He's Mine"

we will decide on your punishment as a collective

 

[ZenGiraffe]

we will decide on your punishment as a collective

 

[KC 🦋]

we will decide on your punishment as a collective

*Buys poppers*

 

[Shoat]

Bury him in the polluted / destroyed sand dunes!

 

[KC 🦋]

Please don't make listen to any of her previous albums.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Please don't make listen to any of her previous albums.

GET YOUR EARS ON THAT BITCH

 

[funky]

THE VOCAL ON THAT is that real? I assume pre IKAG?

 

[KC 🦋]

I'll take Christian Katy over Witness/Smile Katy.

 

[OutSynk]

GET SOME IDEAS! You worked with enough people!

No it's literally the same people on every song.

 

[supermassive]

Another one

 

[Pipo]

I've a feeling this might do better than the other two.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Another one

 

[straightorbroken]

Song is fine and I would have begrudgingly expected it to do well were it not for her unprecedented commercial prolapse via the PR blunders.

 

[Tisch]

I've a feeling this might do better than the other two.

Straight up the charts to #127

 

[Shoat]

I predict TOP 20 in Liechtenstein (Dance Bubbling Under Chart)

 

[Pipo]

not this!

Spoiler: TRIGGER WARNING it's huge

 

[Lucille]

I've a feeling this might do better than the other two.

Well it could hardly do WORSE!

 

[Pipo]

I meant it as this single could salvage the whole campaign and make the audience do a u-turn on her, it could also stick around the lower echelons of the BB chart for a whole month in the top 90 and be labeled as a success?

 

[Dark Carnival]

I meant it as this single could salvage the whole campaign and make the audience do a u-turn on her, it could also stick around the lower echelons of the BB chart for a whole month in the top 90 and be labeled as a success?

Why are you manifesting this?

 

[KC 🦋]

Let's not forget that she's a mother. Let that sink in.

 

[Joseph]

 

[Jark]

it won't do shit. it sounds so dated. how has Luke lost it this hard? those stale 808s?

i do think there is a semblance of a catchy, slinky tune in there. but not developed and it almost sounds like Doechii ft Katy.

 

[KC 🦋]

Yeah the best parts of the song are the non-Katy parts. Her verses are clunky and her voice is as shrill as ever. The tone is so grating.

But I love the chorus.

 

[Kratz]

Has Jark been let out of Katy's convent basement yet and been given his Moopy access back?

 

[Tisch]

I'm His (Jark's)/He's (Jark's) Mine

 

[Tisch]

I'm His (Jark's)/He's (Jark's) Mine

Sorry I've had half a bottle of red wine and this was much funnier in my head than looking at it written down

 

[KC 🦋]

Tisch and Jark?? When did this happen?

 

[GNL]

JARK'S JARK'S, JARK'S JARK'S (feat. Doechii)

 

[Lucille]

Tisch and Jark?? When did this happen?

Is Tisch the one with the lovely hole or the gaping one?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Is Tisch the one with the lovely hole or the gaping one?

Well after Jark is up to his elbow I'm sure there's only one option left

 

[Lucille]

I imagine Jark has the thin delicate wrists of a lady.

 

[KC 🦋]

 

[Jark]

I imagine Jark has the thin delicate wrists of a lady.

it's true, so slender! but don't read me!

 

[Tisch]

Is Tisch the one with the lovely hole or the gaping one?

Can it be both?

 

[Pipo]

Tisch and Jark?? When did this happen?

I blame the nun killer and nature-destroyer whose name I shan't pronounce.

 

[SystemAddict]

Have we had @MrPooOfficial’s very important reaction to this high piece of luxurious musical art yet?

 

[OutSynk]

The new one is kind of a sultry bop tbh

 

[supermassive]

The lady that isn't Katy Perry is the best part of Katy Perry's latest song.