Katy Perry - 143 (Worst Rated Album EVER by a female artist) (1 Viewer)

Can Katy turn things around and snatch a hit?

  • yes, unconditionally

  • sure, it's never really over

  • maybe, by the grace of god

  • potentially, she's a dark horse

  • probably not (self-inflicted)

  • no, now she's just a ghost


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That's all the environmental protection staff waiting to interview her about that video...
 
She probably thought it couldn't get much worse after the Witness house.
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The PJ forum raves have started to roll in :disco:

"This album sounds like a collection of cheap ringtones."

"This is is her worst album and I honestly have no desire to listen to it again. It's just so painfully basic, and I normally like basic."

"It all sounds incredibly dated and cheap. It's actually shocking. The singles were bad because the rest of the album is even worse."
 
The PJ forum raves have started to roll in :disco:

"This album sounds like a collection of cheap ringtones."

"This is is her worst album and I honestly have no desire to listen to it again. It's just so painfully basic, and I normally like basic."

"It all sounds incredibly dated and cheap. It's actually shocking. The singles were bad because the rest of the album is even worse."
INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS
 
I'm waiting for an unprecedented plot twist where she'll go "Oh I know it's CRAP, we knew it form the get-go but decided to go with it anyway lol!!"
 
Why have I done this to myself?

04 - Woman's World - Basic. Derivative. Creatively Bankrupt. But not in an Ava Max Way

03 - Gimme Gimme - She calls 21 Savage "Daddy". He's younger than me 🫠

05 - Gorgeous - Kim Petras, I've defended you when others wouldn't. But you're on your own with this.

04 - I'm His, He's Mine - Doechii is dragging this up from a 02.

06 - Crush - Put this one back in the oven, or better yet, give it to Zedd for a once over, and it might end up a decent track

05 - Lifetimes - Jet2 called. They've rejected the brand deal as this song is too basic.

07 - All The Love - Hang on, I think I'm enjoying this!? I mean, it sounds like something I've heard before but given the rest of the album it's a welcome relief.

05 - Nirvana - One from Kim Petras' bins. Really let down by the production more than Katy though.

06 - Artificial - I was preparing to give this an 8 until the rap part :(

05 - Truth - Bland, forgettable, but I guess vaguely competent?

03 - Wonder - GET THAT CHILD TO FUCK OFF IMMEDIATELY. This is clearly meant to be the sing along moment of the album but good luck retaining the chorus long enough to sing it back. NO REALLY THAT CHILD IS A CRIME.

Album score: 04. There is nothing that's offensively bad, it's just DULL.

And that concludes my self harm for the morning
 

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