Why have I done this to myself?
04 - Woman's World - Basic. Derivative. Creatively Bankrupt. But not in an Ava Max Way
03 - Gimme Gimme - She calls 21 Savage "Daddy". He's younger than me
05 - Gorgeous - Kim Petras, I've defended you when others wouldn't. But you're on your own with this.
04 - I'm His, He's Mine - Doechii is dragging this up from a 02.
06 - Crush - Put this one back in the oven, or better yet, give it to Zedd for a once over, and it might end up a decent track
05 - Lifetimes - Jet2 called. They've rejected the brand deal as this song is too basic.
07 - All The Love - Hang on, I think I'm enjoying this!? I mean, it sounds like something I've heard before but given the rest of the album it's a welcome relief.
05 - Nirvana - One from Kim Petras' bins. Really let down by the production more than Katy though.
06 - Artificial - I was preparing to give this an 8 until the rap part
05 - Truth - Bland, forgettable, but I guess vaguely competent?
03 - Wonder - GET THAT CHILD TO FUCK OFF IMMEDIATELY. This is clearly meant to be the sing along moment of the album but good luck retaining the chorus long enough to sing it back. NO REALLY THAT CHILD IS A CRIME.
Album score: 04. There is nothing that's offensively bad, it's just DULL.
And that concludes my self harm for the morning