Katy Perry - 143 (Worst Rated Album EVER by a female artist) (1 Viewer)

[octophone]

The Giraffe taking one for the team there. Legendary behavior.

 

[Lucille]

It's almost like I had WORK that I was avoiding

You should be WORKING on YOURSELF.

 

[octophone]

Where on earth is this going to chart?

Shall we have a GUESS?

I'm saying 8 on the sales chart but 47 on the overall chart.

 

[OutSynk]

Why have I done this to myself?

04 - Woman's World - Basic. Derivative. Creatively Bankrupt. But not in an Ava Max Way

03 - Gimme Gimme - She calls 21 Savage "Daddy". He's younger than me

05 - Gorgeous - Kim Petras, I've defended you when others wouldn't. But you're on your own with this.

04 - I'm His, He's Mine - Doechii is dragging this up from a 02.

06 - Crush - Put this one back in the oven, or better yet, give it to Zedd for a once over, and it might end up a decent track

05 - Lifetimes - Jet2 called. They've rejected the brand deal as this song is too basic.

07 - All The Love - Hang on, I think I'm enjoying this!? I mean, it sounds like something I've heard before but given the rest of the album it's a welcome relief.

05 - Nirvana - One from Kim Petras' bins. Really let down by the production more than Katy though.

06 - Artificial - I was preparing to give this an 8 until the rap part

05 - Truth - Bland, forgettable, but I guess vaguely competent?

03 - Wonder - GET THAT CHILD TO FUCK OFF IMMEDIATELY. This is clearly meant to be the sing along moment of the album but good luck retaining the chorus long enough to sing it back. NO REALLY THAT CHILD IS A CRIME.

Album score: 04. There is nothing that's offensively bad, it's just DULL.

And that concludes my self harm for the morning

Those scores are way too high.

 

[Alex]

It's almost like I had WORK that I was avoiding

No way to describe ASFM

 

[Jark]

with the caveat that I heard them in the shower, I really liked Crush and All the Love Artificial was TRASH and Wonder... a cute girl who gets extra points for not being Dr Luke.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Those scores are way too high.

They all got a +2 NOT A BALLAD bonus

 

[Eddie]

with the caveat that I heard them in the shower, I really liked Crush and All the Love Artificial was TRASH and Wonder... a cute girl who gets extra points for not being Dr Luke.

We are unsurprised by this development.

 

[Shoat]

"It doesn't have a Dr Luke" is a very low bar

 

[KC 🦋]

All that shit talk and some of y'all couldn't WAIT to listen.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

All that shit talk and some of y'all couldn't WAIT to listen.

The best bit of motor racing are the CAR CRASHES

 

[KC 🦋]

The best bit of motor racing are the CAR CRASHES

And this car blew up without even leaving the bay

 

[GNL]

They all got a +2 NOT A BALLAD bonus

Someone has never been SO LOST, known the way and still SO LOST, and it shows.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

More HATE!

 

[Dark Carnival]

50 out of? 1000?

 

[Lucille]

That POOR WOMAN.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[funky]

Please don't make me listen to this guys.

 

[Pipo]

Please don't make me listen to this guys.

are you into self harm?

 

[KC 🦋]

Please don't make me listen to this guys.

You're listening to it right now aren't you? Aren't you?

 

[Joseph]

Well hey she’s #2 on iTunes currently. That’s something.

 

[Joseph]

And #858

 

[Penelope]

 

[Lucille]

 

[Lucille]

 

[Joseph]

ITS NOT THAT DEEP

 

[Pipo]

Aside from some haters just jumping on the bandwagon, I've also read some very good reviews in the sense that they're being objective, showing disappointment, and talking about what the album lacks as well as pointing out its flaws.

 

[POP!]

I listened on the way to work. Nothing really stuck out, but there were a few “bops” I might go back to. Overall, it felt dated but not offensive as Woman’s world suggested.

 

[Kratz]

It’s about her kid, but don’t worry it’s not that deep.

 

[KC 🦋]

On a scale from 1 to 10, this album is

 

[Joseph]

That live stream from Rio was ROUGH and the comments were brutal on the live chat

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Loufoque]

I mean, what can we say. She's fabulous for a throwback.

 

[supermassive]

Lady Gaga won.

 

[GNL]

Lady Gaga won.

Let's hold our horses. There's still time for Gags to announce she's recorded a follow-up to Do What U Want with P Diddy for LG7.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Let's hold our horses. There's still time for Gags to announce she's recorded a follow-up to Do What U Want with P Diddy for LG7.

Love a PROBLEMATIC BANGER

 

[KC 🦋]

The real comparison will be Kesha's album. When are we getting that?

 

[OutSynk]

Let's hold our horses. There's still time for Gags to announce she's recorded a follow-up to Do What U Want with P Diddy for LG7.

Or that Die With a Smile is a taste of what's to come on LG7.

 

[GNL]

Or that Die With a Smile is a taste of what's to come on LG7.

A SMASH!

 

[OutSynk]

A SMASH!