ZenGiraffe
This is vulgar, but I love it
I just got a new office chair and my back is so wonderfully supported now.
I had to FLOUNCE OUT in front of a bemused council worker. SO ANGRY!
I'm surprised he didn't the moment he lost them!He’s lucky I didn’t DEMAND A REFUND!
And what of poor Annabelle who raised your IRE yesterday?He’s lucky I didn’t DEMAND A REFUND!
I wish her a fulfilling life in her disgusting trousers.
Might go and have a cry in an empty bath