SANREMO 2025 CHAT LONGE feat. MONGE AND MISOGYNY - MIND THE STEP (Italy 2025)

[Lucille]

The full (evil) results

1st: Olly – Balorda nostalgia ​

2nd: Lucio Corsi – Volevo essere un duro

3rd: Brunori Sas – L’albero delle noci

4th: Fedez – Battito

5th: Simone Cristicchi – Quando sarai piccola

6th: Giorgia – La cura per me

7th: Achille Lauro – Incoscienti giovani

8th: Francesco Gabbani – Viva la vita

9th: Irama – Lentamente

10th: Coma_Cose – Cuoricini

11th: Bresh – La tana del granchio

12th: Elodie – Dimenticarsi alle 7

13th: Noemi – Se ti innamori, muori

14th: The Kolors – Tu con chi fai l’amore?

15th: Rocco Hunt – Mille vote ancora

16th: Willie Peyote – Grazie, ma no grazie

17th: Sarah Toscano – Amarcord

18th: Shablo ft. Guè, Joshua and Tormento – La mia parola

19th: Rose Villain – Fuorilegge

20th: Joan Thiele – Eco

21st: Francesca Michielin – Fango in paradiso

22nd: Modà – Non ti dimentico

23rd: Massimo Ranieri – Tra le mani un cuore

24th: Serena Brancale – Anema e core

25th: Tony Effe – Damme ‘na mano

26th: Gaia – Chiamo io, chiami tu

27th: Clara – Febbre

28th: Rkomi – Il ritmo delle cose

29th: Marcella Bella – Pelle diamante

 

[Dark Carnival]

Gaia, Clara and Marcella dead bottom

 

[Lucille]

27th for this is so unspeakably evil I can’t even comprehend it.

 

[Kratz]

I still can’t at Giorgia 6th. So spiteful.

 

[Lucille]

I still can’t at Giorgia 6th. So spiteful.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The way one of them in the orchestra is ready to attack with her viola

 

[Lucille]

Bow down and ready to throw hands!

 

[Penelope]

Shaking my tatas to Rocco Hunt's greatest hits as I throw out EVERY INGREDIENT FOR PUTTANESCA I OWN

 

[Lucille]

Capers are vile what were we thinking?!

 

[Kratz]

The way one of them in the orchestra is ready to attack with her viola

The wild gesticulating in the audience!
The hands clasped to mouths in sheer horror!

Please can we do it all again.

 

[Lucille]

 

[Lucille]

She really HAD IT officially!

 

[Kratz]

She really HAD IT officially!

12th!

 

[Kratz]

The way one of them in the orchestra is ready to attack with her viola

The damage you could do.

 

[Soldi]

One page away from the biggest Eurovision thread EVER

 

[Lucille]

 

[Lucille]

One page away from the biggest Eurovision thread EVER

It really took Melfest’s nachos.

 

[auretz]

Not Olly having a Wikipedia page with an already padded out “Controversy” section full of historic homophobia

 

[Lucille]

 

[VoR]

San Marino really need to revisit their decision not to directly invite any 'big artists' this year, because sending one of the spurned women to outperform Olly would be an amazing power move.

 

[Dark Carnival]

12th!

All while this comes second and narrowly misses on winning the whole this is CRAZY!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Italy who hurt you?

 

[Dark Carnival]

(Is it wrong to be mean to him btw?)

 

[Lucille]

 

[Dark Carnival]

Not Olly having a Wikipedia page with an already padded out “Controversy” section full of historic homophobia

Oh now I’m going to have to regret Lucio Corsi not winning?

 

[Dark Carnival]

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[ZenGiraffe]

I regret to inform you that the chances of Lucio Corsi going to Eurovision remain elevated

 

[Lucille]

Okay so officially everything about these results is utterly detestable. We can’t even enjoy the hot twunk.

 

[Lucille]

I regret to inform you that the chances of Lucio Corsi going to Eurovision remain elevated

Worse possible timeline.

 

[Lucille]

Not that they deserve her but can we manifest Elodie going instead please?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

A little homophobia in your teens is fine, we've all done it.

I'd much rather cancel him for balladry.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Not even a second, third or fourth alternate can save us here!

 

[Kratz]

Maybe they will ask Giorgia under threat of viola

 

[Lucille]

The men should all step aside like gentlemen.

 

[Lucille]

Unbothered Queen didn’t even stay up for the results.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Unbothered Queen didn’t even stay up for the results.

We should have followed her example!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Unbothered Queen didn’t even stay up for the results.

Totally understand her and we should have all done the same!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Thinking about it, this would make a good moopmoji

 

[Penelope]

 

[Lucille]

My speech therapist made me say faggot !