Germany 2025: Abor & Tynna - Baller

[Lucille]

I’m here because YouTube told me to be here!

 

[Lucille]

This is so good presuming it’s not an entry?

 

[auretz]

For some reason they’re making them all do a cover as well as their entry

 

[Tisch]

This is so good presuming it’s not an entry?

What SKYFALL?

 

[Penelope]

Baller really would be a truly SUMPTUOUS last place delight, in the vein of Jamie-Lee - Ghost on MDMA

 

[GNL]

What SKYFALL?

It's such a rip off of 'Rise Like a Phoenix' smh

 

[Tisch]

Oh BALLER is GOOD. Everyone WHINING this would be bottom 5, I don't think so! I think it's at least different for Germany. Quite Czech Republic 2022. (Who, yes I know they came bottom 5)

 

[GNL]

The bravery of this woman attempting Whitney.

 

[Penelope]

That shot of Conchita in the audience

 

[Penelope]

Quite the tasty drummer for Cosby.

 

[Penelope]

Quite the tasty drummer for Cosby.

Rather PLEASANT NIPPLES

 

[Tisch]

This such a DRAG, we finally get a new act after eons of talking, only for them to be singing CREEP, so we have to wait MORE until the actual entry.

 

[Penelope]

Lovers On Mars perfectly pleasant but a very obvious bottom five.

at the derp of those astronaut backing dancers.

 

[Penelope]

Bless that key change

 

[Penelope]

I could listen to Conchita codeswitching between German and English all night.

 

[Penelope]

Holy HELL at this Euphoria/Wild Dances mash up!

 

[Tisch]

Euphoria interpolated with Wild Dances! Sod the rules, just SEND THIS

 

[ButterTart]

Have Feuerschwanz won yet?

 

[GNL]

The problem with this format is that surely voters might send something shit because they were swayed by a cunty version of Euphoria.

 

[Tisch]

I do love when less capable singers try the JessAn method of cloth being pulled out from a central dress to a very reaction

 

[Penelope]

SEE THE HORIZON

 

[Tisch]

SEE THE HORIZON

Germany to cancel the final and just SEND THIS

 

[Penelope]

The crowd sounds very BEHIND Baller and I would definitely be here for it in the lineup.

 

[Tisch]

Feuerschwanz and Abor & Tynna the only sensible choices really. The former probably being the best, but Germany absolutely can NOT go down the watered down glam rock route again...

 

[Tisch]

The jury gathered together and brainstorming like when the X Factor judges put a band together with Polaroids

 

[Penelope]

Conchita DISGUSTED at The Great Leslie through

 

[Tisch]

Conchita DISGUSTED at The Great Leslie through

Same stony face for the very cute gay guy. Think she's just BORED. Or annoyed they took voting details off of her after seeing the hash of it she made at Luxembourg.

 

[Penelope]

Is that a FIVE ACT superfinal?!

 

[Tisch]

Honestly I've barely been watching but Feuerschwanz aside that feels like a CORRECT final five. Hope they all perform another cover! x

 

[Penelope]

It really is BALLER-LA-LA-LA or BUST

 

[Dark Carnival]

Where are we watching this loves?

 

[IntoTheDark]

The online voting isn’t working

 

[Tisch]

Where are we watching this loves?

YouTube!

 

[GNL]

It really is BALLER-LA-LA-LA or BUST

The vox were giving Mae Muller-la-la-la but it's the only thing with a pulse.

 

[Penelope]

What is THIS?

 

[Penelope]

Not a Stefan Raab single about CANNABIS

 

[Tisch]

Why are Germany always a bit BEHIND. This kind of Keith Lemon character driven parody (which I assume/hope this is) DIED IN THE 2010's

 

[Penelope]

Why are Germany always a bit BEHIND. This kind of Keith Lemon character driven parody (which I assume/hope this is) DIED IN THE 2010's

I gather it's to do with their new incoming Chancellor NOT KNOWING what a slang word for weed is

 

[Penelope]

Revealing the percentages first without the acts

 

[Penelope]

YES!