Congratulations Dr. Geru Hallwell

has Ginger Spice been kidnapped and BRAINWASHED?

Geru used to sell out concerts and now she's selling out libraries.
 
This is really on me for choosing to spend my time watching Geru interviews when they're all the same and they're all boring, but she turns up to EVERY SINGLE ONE with a summary of the interviewer's Wikipedia page, ready to blow some smoke up their arse.
 
I am disappointed at her recent interviews (from the last 2-3 years) because of the lack of "I am half-Spanish dyaknowhattamean" comments :(
 
Pipo said:
I am disappointed at her recent interviews (from the last 2-3 years) because of the lack of "I am half-Spanish dyaknowhattamean" comments :(
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At least she touched on it with her Table Manners interview and her near complete dismissal of Spanish cuisine. (Their chips are nice.)
 
Quick, can Halliwell-Horner scholar @Halli confirm whether or not this is in keeping with her previous "I just came up with it" writing of Stop explanations she has given previously? It's right after she hugs these women she's met once dear friends of hers, first question from Whoopy who's clearly whooped her pants from the excitement (or as Geru might say, excrement to excitement or from poo to manure or from Schizophonic to Passion, etc, etc if you know what I mean).

 
Oh god. 2:16 she's introducing these women to the audience at home who watch these women everyday. Oh Geru. We need to find out future tapings and mess with the Wikipedia pages she's clearly getting BB Madge to bullet point facts for mama from.
 
A bit like Jurassic Park, but with endangered animals apparently.

"Whoopy, you've done lots of acting".

Someone's done their homework :eyes:
 
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I hope Geru gives herself a juicy role in the straight to Hulu movie adaptation.
 
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As if she doesn't sing it in the shower every morning :evil:
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She absolutely doesn't.

In her new very boring British Tory life, it is actively unhelpful to claim foreign heritage.

Her go-to is much more likely the very boring and very sensible Calling.
 
Shoat said:
She absolutely doesn't.

In her new very boring British Tory life, it is actively unhelpful to claim foreign heritage.

Her go-to is much more likely the very boring and very sensible Calling.
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Singing the 'Au Nom de L'Amour' version to prove her ancestors actually came over with William the Conqueror.
 
Shoat said:
She absolutely doesn't.

In her new very boring British Tory life, it is actively unhelpful to claim foreign heritage.
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It took her about 7 minutes to shoe horn in ME MOTHER IZ SNANISH from Spanish Spain!! during Table Manners. First Lady Geru still slips into Rock Profile Geru every so often :D
 
Halli said:
It took her about 7 minutes to shoe horn in ME MOTHER IZ SNANISH from Spanish Spain!! during Table Manners. First Lady Geru still slips into Rock Profile Geru every so often :D
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And honestly that's a RELIEF. There might be hope yet. I mean who else would do the If You Can't Dance middle-eight at their 50th year anniversary tour? Bloody Bunton?
 
did she stand by her man? did we ever find out exactly what he was accused of? I thought he was on the brink of being fired from Red Bull but he seems to have survived

perhaps she'll clarify on This Morning
 
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