Ew wtf. Tightening someone else's bottle is a legit security threat. Tighten your own bottlecap bitch!
They are fucking TERRIFIED. It's so obvious every failed attempt at an attack line was hastily devised on the back of a beer mat.
OMG Dulapeep vs. Ukalele player
Even the murderers don't want him any more...
Jimmy Carter says he's hoping to vote for Kamala Harris as 100th birthday approaches
Former President Jimmy Carter, 99, tells family he's holding on to vote for Kamala Harris for presidentwww.usatoday.com