ASFM: The Other Countries - VIEWING PARTY. TONIGHT at 8pm

[Iguana]

One other thing I'll quickly mention; a couple of countries have more than one song since I couldn't choose which one I liked most. So if a country you picked for comes up and it's not your song, don't be all like 'shit guy, where's my song?'

As if we can remember what we submitted!

 

[COB]

I just had a weird thing where it only played Aqua and not the rest of the playlist Sorted out now!

 

[ButterTart]

We all know their best song is back to the 80's

Playmate to Jesus from that same album is ridiculously good.

 

[Iguana]

Good start this

 

[jyxz]

Poland would have got votes from me

 

[Tisch]

"I'm operatin''

Not sure I'd take my chances of getting sick in Poland if that's passes for a set of scrubs over there.

 

[COB]

What a load of fucking OLD TRASH!

10

 

[jyxz]

Quite BT-ish

 

[dmlaw]

I wonder if we will be getting any non-Eurovision adjacent songs tonight.

 

[ButterTart]

I love this toothy old wench.

 

[jyxz]

Kylie hot pants alert

 

[Tisch]

The Poundland Christmas lights!

 

[ButterTart]

I wonder if we will be getting any non-Eurovision adjacent songs tonight.

I thought we would, but alas

Who knew Pastora Soler was 1/4 Namibian?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh, that's why Poland's internet is shit. She stole all the fibre optic cables

 

[ButterTart]

I thought this set the tone for the evening quite accurately.

 

[dmlaw]

Edyta really deserved her victory in 1994. Imagine if she had been beaten by those old Irish men.

 

[ButterTart]

Edyta really deserved her victory in 1994. Imagine if she had been beaten by those old Irish men.

They'd have had to pay extra for that.

 

[COB]

Some of those blokes are ropier than you ideally want for a video like this

 

[ButterTart]

Taiwan – Jolin Tsai - shuo ai ni
submitted by @Tisch

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The tone change out of the intro into the first verse

 

[COB]

Aha, here's the Jolin Tsai song - I'll be listening intently, for reasons.

 

[ButterTart]

This was one of THREE Jolin Tsai songs submitted (for two different countries)

 

[dmlaw]

Some of those blokes are ropier than you ideally want for a video like this

They just had to take whoever was hanging around the Polska shop at the time.

 

[COB]

This was one of THREE Jolin Tsai songs submitted (for two different countries)

The one I submitted was better than this, sorry! Not that I'm biased

 

[Iguana]

Love this!

 

[ButterTart]

That lad was single-handedly responsible for the great Taiwan volumising shampoo shortage of 2007.

 

[octophone]

So...this is what we'd put in if we didn't give a shit what anyone thought then?

 

[ButterTart]

The one I submitted was better than this, sorry! Not that I'm biased

Yours was ace and I was toying with it, but I had to go first come first served with our Jo.

 

[COB]

There's a hint of, let's call it relistenability about it

 

[dmlaw]

Apparently, this woman is known as the queen of C-Pop. I always thought that was Jessie J.

 

[ButterTart]

Apparently, this woman is known as the queen of C-Pop. I always thought that was Jessie J.

Who was also submitted TWICE for China

 

[RJN]

Apparently, this woman is known as the queen of C-Pop. I always thought that was Jessie J.

Jessie J is the queen of fake bisexuality

 

[COB]

Fancy most of these guys, god I think I'm in HEAT (watch out @Butterfly)

 

[dmlaw]

So...this is what we'd put in if we didn't give a shit what anyone thought then?

No, that’s what people enter for the actual competitions.

 

[Tisch]

Oh my it's Jill Tyrell!

 

[Iguana]

Her lips are a bit

 

[RJN]

Fancy most of these guys, god I think I'm in HEAT (watch out @Butterfly)

What is going to happen when butterfly signs in again

 

[ButterTart]

South Africa – Christall – Wonder
This artwork was, unsurprisingly, submitted by @ZenGiraffe

 

[octophone]

Is this a "R**l H**sewife"?

 

[COB]

OMG Christall, aka The Other Lydiot