ASFM Worldvision II: Armed and Worldulous. Deadline 5pm TODAY

[RaspberrySwirl]

But I just found a 24+ min long song by one of their most acclaimed ”singers” and so I might send it as a protest.

 

[octophone]

I did have an idea for a long songs edition - "A Sooooooooong For Moooooooooopy" but I figured it would become a competition to see who could find the longest track (some bugger would enter Jem Finer's "Longplayer") and the heats would be genuinely impossible.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I did have an idea for a long songs edition - "A Sooooooooong For Moooooooooopy" but I figured it would become a competition to see who could find the longest track (some bugger would enter Jem Finer's "Longplayer") and the heats would be genuinely impossible.

...Bagsy NOT doing that recap.

 

[ButterTart]

@Alex
@Apoca
@Barnacle
@Beverley
@Haiku
@HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
@Indie
@Raining On Me
@RaspberrySwirl
@RJN
@Soldi

I've pushed the trendy discotheque gala back to tomorrow so you all have an extra evening to send me your songs.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@Alex
@Apoca
@Barnacle
@Beverley
@Haiku
@HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
@Indie
@Raining On Me
@RaspberrySwirl
@RJN
@Soldi

I've pushed the trendy discotheque gala back to tomorrow so you all have an extra evening to send me your songs.

There are some on that list that would almost certainly get points from me if they submitted a song! They simply must play!

As for the others, well

 

[Apoca]

Thanks @ZenGiraffe - I have started my research this weekend but an extra evening is definitely appreciated!

 

[ButterTart]

Thanks @ZenGiraffe - I have started my research this weekend but an extra evening is definitely appreciated!

No pressure but you entered Scratch Massive to the last contest I hosted so you've set a high bar I expect you to exceed.

 

[ButterTart]

It wouldn't be ASFM without the eleventh hour speculation as to whether @Raining On Me will actually submit his song on time.

EDIT: Last seen 9th May. Do you think that's a good sign?

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

I have found a song that, with the right editing for the recap (of which I intend to be in full control), will secure me at least a 10 from @Rita

Sadly however it will be the only points I’ll get.

 

[ButterTart]

I have found a song that, with the right editing for the recap (of which I intend to be in full control), will secure me at least a 10 from @Rita

Sadly however it will be the only points I’ll get.

If @Rita is giving it a ten there's a strong chance you'll score well from the @Butterfly @ZenGiraffe and @Music juries too.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

If @Rita is giving it a ten there's a strong chance you'll score well from the @Butterfly @ZenGiraffe and @Music juries too.

Oh God now I hate it even more.

 

[dmlaw]

The inevitable @RaspberrySwirl victory in this competition is going to be rough.

 

[Raining on Me]

It wouldn't be ASFM without the eleventh hour speculation as to whether @Raining On Me will actually submit his song on time.

EDIT: Last seen 9th May. Do you think that's a good sign?

Never fear, I'm on it. Weirdly I'm struggling with the venue thing, but I just checked the first post and see it doesn't have to be a nightclub which is a relief given any search just brings up people off their tits on a generic dance floor..

 

[ButterTart]

Never fear, I'm on it. Weirdly I'm struggling with the venue thing, but I just checked the first post and see it doesn't have to be a nightclub which is a relief given any search just brings up people off their tits on a generic dance floor..

You're alive!

The avatar can be any entertainment venue - it was only called 'trendy discotheque' because of the song. It could be an arena, tourist attraction, restaurant, bowling alley... the possibilities are several!

 

[Raining on Me]

I just had a huge panic attack and had to check my inbox that I was actually researching the right fucking country. Given I've struggled with mine, I think I might have been quite happy if I'd got it wrong even with just hours to spare

However after much deliberation I'm pleased to announce I'll be entering some RIGHT OLD SHIT for your ears (at some point, later tonight probably)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

entering some RIGHT OLD SHIT for your ears

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

The inevitable @RaspberrySwirl victory in this competition is going to be rough.

Not at all. A victory is more important than any principals or integrity.

 

[ButterTart]

principals or integrity

I don't recognise these words; are they in the language of your country?

 

[Kate]

@Alex
@Apoca
@Barnacle
@Beverley
@Haiku
@HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
@Indie
@Raining On Me
@RaspberrySwirl
@RJN
@Soldi

I've pushed the trendy discotheque gala back to tomorrow so you all have an extra evening to send me your songs.

@HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid and @Indie please do enter xoxo

 

[Kate]

Like this post if @ButterTart has been really nice about your entry and now you're going to be fummin when he doesn't give you any points

 

[ButterTart]

Like this post if @ButterTart has been really nice about your entry and now you're going to be fummin when he doesn't give you any points

I worry I may have written a few cheques I won't be able to cash.

 

[ButterTart]

In my defence this is a ridiculously strong round.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Like this post if @ButterTart has been really nice about your entry and now you're going to be fummin when he doesn't give you any points

Shall we bring back the banning game for just such an occasion?

 

[Indie]

@HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid and @Indie please do enter xoxo

I'm STRUGGLING A BIT

Also i'm on holiday so my votes are likely to be a bit WHIMSY (not that it ever usually stops me)

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

In my defence this is a ridiculously strong round.

*withdraws candidature to avoid humiliation*

 

[ButterTart]

*withdraws candidature to avoid humiliation*

My definition of strong may not be the generally accepted definition, I should say.

 

[Funky]

I’m expecting to finish bottom third (because moopy) but I’m VERY proud of my song

 

[Kratz]

I expected so much from this ASFM-unfriendly territory, but instead I’ve ruined another gym session listening to so much unlistenable crap. I can’t find anything that would appeal to any ASFM voting block/taste.

Do you have Portugal?

 

[Kate]

Sorry if it's already somewhere obvious, but when are the listening parties?

 

[Kate]

(Fummin the gala isn't tonight, my only night off)

 

[Soldi]

(Fummin the gala isn't tonight, my only night off)

Well we don’t ALL go out on the piss EVERY NIGHT madame!

 

[ButterTart]

The plan was to do the listening parties tomorrow and Thursday, with the flag gala tonight after the submissions closed, but since there are so many still songs outstanding the flag gala will be tomorrow and the listening galas will be Weds and Thurs.

 

[Kate]

I shall set aside Sunday afternoon for my hungover listening pleasure then.

 

[Soldi]

Entry sent (along with a selection of artistic nudes) to @ButterTart

 

[Kratz]

Entry sent (along with a selection of artistic nudes) to @ButterTart

What makes them artistic?

 

[Soldi]

What makes them artistic?

I’ll send them to you!

 

[dmlaw]

What makes them artistic?

No hole shots.

 

[Kratz]

No hole shots.

I assumed it was something to do with how he holds his pallete

 

[ButterTart]

What makes them artistic?

He’s wearing a Rolf Harris beard in a couple of them.

 

[Soldi]

He’s wearing a Rolf Harris beard in a couple of them.

Stop revealing my secrets!