So far we have the first 18 of Semi 1...
1 Gay Xmas Erotic Literature
2 Christmas Holly Willougby
3 A Walford Christmas
4 The County Durham Xmas Tree
5 Old socks filled with dirt
6 Doing Your Christmas Shopping on the 23rd Every Year
7 Frau Perchta
8 Joe McElderry mincing with a festive platter of mince pies
9 Gizmo
10 Christmas Lights On A Palm Tree
11 Expired Advocaat
12 Fallen Over Christmas Tree
13 Christmas socks filled with MUD
14 Rovaniemi Reindeer Riding School for Elves
15 Pigeon Lady
16 Simpsons Christmas Boogie
17 Noel's Christmas Presents
18 Teletext Advent Calendar