ASFXMAS 2021 - Avatar REVEAL

[RaspberrySwirl]

the Belly-Slitter!!!!

Slit my belly with a rake mom! okrrrr prrrfttt

 

[ButterTart]

Slit my belly with a rake mom! okrrrr prrrfttt

Of all the avatars we’ve had, I can’t believe this is the one that turned Mopsy straight.

 

[GinAg (39)]

8. Joe McElderry mincing with a festive platter of mince pies

 

[ButterTart]

8. Joe McElderry mincing with a festive platter of mince pies

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Look at him!
It’s like he was told ‘just act natural and walk in a straight line’ and it all just got too much for him.

 

[win_the_game]

Is it wrong to think that Joe McElderry screams messy bottom?

 

[COB]

Me little Geordie soldjah!

 

[GinAg (39)]

9. Gizmo

 

[GinAg (39)]

Quick break now. Need food. Back in a bit!

 

[COB]

Gizmo!

 

[ButterTart]

Gizmo is mint. How does he know it’s after midnight, though? Is it based on where he was born? If you bought him in America then relocated to Kuwait, would you still not be able to feed him after Midnight in American Clock Time or would he reset to Kuwaitish Clock Time?

 

[Indie]

 

[Indie]

Gizmo is mint. How does he know it’s after midnight, though? Is it based on where he was born? If you bought him in America then relocated to Kuwait, would you still not be able to feed him after Midnight in American Clock Time or would he reset to Kuwaitish Clock Time?

And what consistutes after midnight? In sense, it's always after midnight. It's after midnight RIGHT NOW

 

[RJN]

Gizmo is mint. How does he know it’s after midnight, though? Is it based on where he was born? If you bought him in America then relocated to Kuwait, would you still not be able to feed him after Midnight in American Clock Time or would he reset to Kuwaitish Clock Time?

All times in British Clock Time (BCT)

you said it yourself

 

[ButterTart]

And what consistutes after midnight? In sense, it's always after midnight. It's after midnight RIGHT NOW

Where does the mass come from which allows him to duplicate himself that quickly? Does he store proteins? What happens if you don’t totally ignore the instructions and he never duplicates? Where does that potential mass go? I just don’t think they really thought through the science of Gremlins, to be honest.

 

[COB]

Gizmo really did get to live out a very specific type of fantasy we've all had - having a brood of AWFUL children then helping facilitate their brutal murder

 

[GinAg (39)]

10 Christmas Lights On A Palm Tree

 

[GinAg (39)]

11 Expired Advocaat

 

[ButterTart]

Gizmo really did get to live out a very specific type of fantasy we've all had - having a brood of AWFUL children then helping facilitate their brutal murder

It really is great fun, plus I carried on claiming the family allowance for months before they realised and I had to frame that nurse.

 

[ButterTart]

11 Expired Advocaat

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I don't see the correlation between name and avatar, but I wholeheartedly approve of the message.

 

[ButterTart]

10 Christmas Lights On A Palm Tree

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@Ludolph getting complaints from the neighbours again this year, then.

 

[Diddy]

And what consistutes after midnight? In sense, it's always after midnight. It's after midnight RIGHT NOW

I guess the server resets at 4am or something.

I mean its body can’t use sunrise to decide it because that kills them!

 

[GinAg (39)]

12 Fallen Over Christmas Tree

 

[Indie]

I guess the server resets at 4am or something.

I mean its body can’t use sunrise to decide it because that kills them!

What does a Gremlin do in an Icelandic summer? It'd be an extinction level event.

 

[GinAg (39)]

13 Christmas socks filled with MUD

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

12 Fallen Over Christmas Tree

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Another exciting song.

Unless you know, no correlation between song and avatar.

 

[ButterTart]

13 Christmas socks filled with MUD

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NO WAY!

Poor Jess Glynne, someone robbed her joke.

 

[dmlaw]

12 Fallen Over Christmas Tree

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There should really be a cat sitting next to this tree and insisting that it was the dog’s fault.

 

[GinAg (39)]

14 Rovaniemi Reindeer Riding School for Elves

 

[ButterTart]

14 Rovaniemi Reindeer Riding School for Elves

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what

 

[COB]

FILTH!

 

[GinAg (39)]

15 Pigeon Lady

 

[ButterTart]

Brenda Fricker utom jag

 

[GinAg (39)]

16 Simpsons Christmas Boogie

 

[ButterTart]

Holy shit I'd forgotten all about that.

 

[OutSynk]

16 Simpsons Christmas Boogie

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This will be a banger.

 

[GinAg (39)]

17 Noel's Christmas Presents

 

[GinAg (39)]

18 Teletext Advent Calendar

 

[ButterTart]

Holy shit!

 

[GinAg (39)]

So there's one more avatar left in semi 1.

That avatar and the semi 2 avatars will be revealed later this evening.

 

[dmlaw]

Moopy didn’t even know that there would be points for the best avatar and yet we’ve still had two erect penises in the first semi final.