Ava Max - Diamonds & Dancefloors

[Una Kratz per San Marino]

Well that video made no sense. GOOD.

 

[Una Kratz per San Marino]

The beat is very As It Was!!

You know, I was just thinking it could be from Harry’s House!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Updated Ava Top 8 Shart (w/c 29/04/2022):

1(1). My Head My Heart
2(2). Sweet But Psycho
3(7). Kings & Queens
4(re). Who's Laughing Now
5(3). So Am I
6(new). Maybe You're the Problem
7(4). EveryTime I Cry
8(9). Torn

 

[RJN]

It’s ok on first listen. Hopefully it’ll grow on me before it gets big (maybe in November?)

 

[Pipo]

I feel it's more Blinding Lights (Song of 2019) than As It Was (aka song of 2022)?

 

[Jark]

it's giving me more As It Was actually! mostly the propulsive new wave-ish beat. the difference being this song actually has a chorus

 

[Pipo]

Updated Ava Top 8 Shart (w/c 29/04/2022):

1(1). My Heart My Heart
2(2). Sweet But Psycho
3(7). Kings & Queens
4(re). Who's Laughing Now
5(3). So Am I
6(new). Maybe You're the Problem
7(4). EveryTime I Cry
8(9). Torn

You're missing this undeniable bop

 

[RJN]

You're missing this undeniable bop

This might be my favorite

 

[KindaCool]

I love that video. It's colorful rubbish.

I'm starting to like the song, but if she blows up properly this will be the song she'll be too ashamed of to perform.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

You're missing this undeniable bop

Sure but it's my top 8 and not yours (if you know you know - right @jivafox ?)

You're missing this undeniable bop

SALT film reboot with Angelina J and this as soundtrack single over credits with Ava cameo please

 

[Cerro de Casa]

10 post-2000 female pop albums '01-'21.

• Fever
• Confessions On A Dance Floor
• Robyn
• Blackout
• Overpowered
• The Fame Monster
• 1989
• E-Mo-Tion
• What's Your Pleasure?
• Heaven & Hell

And what!
Where are my Maxxers? @Kratz @Pipo @Jark @RJN @Devil @KindaCool

 

[Una Kratz per San Marino]

10 post-2000 female pop albums '01-'21.

• Fever
• Confessions On A Dance Floor
• Robyn
• Blackout
• Overpowered
• The Fame Monster
• 1989
• E-Mo-Tion
• What's Your Pleasure?
• Heaven & Hell

And what!
Where are my Maxxers? @Kratz @Pipo @Jark @RJN @Devil @KindaCool

That is a list

 

[Jark]

10 post-2000 female pop albums '01-'21.

• Fever
• Confessions On A Dance Floor
• Robyn
• Blackout
• Overpowered
• The Fame Monster
• 1989
• E-Mo-Tion
• What's Your Pleasure?
• Heaven & Hell

And what!
Where are my Maxxers? @Kratz @Pipo @Jark @RJN @Devil @KindaCool

where to even start?

Born This Way
Confessions on a Dancefloor
Delirium
Fever
Future Nostalgia
Melodrama
Norman fucking Rockwell!
Nothing's Real
Prism
What's Your Pleasure?

sorry, Heaven & Hell didn't quite make the cut

ps. can what are your top 10 female albums of the 21st century be its own topic please?

 

[Rita]

10 post-2000 female pop songs '01-'21.

Heaven & Hell (being Geri Halliwell)

Pages @Halli

 

[RJN]

10 post-2000 female pop albums '01-'21.

• Fever
• Confessions On A Dance Floor
• Robyn
• Blackout
• Overpowered
• The Fame Monster
• 1989
• E-Mo-Tion
• What's Your Pleasure?
• Heaven & Hell

And what!
Where are my Maxxers? @Kratz @Pipo @Jark @RJN @Devil @KindaCool

Only the best Though I prefer Light Years to Fever

And American Life to Confessions On A Dance Floor

 

[KindaCool]

10 post-2000 female pop albums '01-'21.

• Fever
• Confessions On A Dance Floor
• Robyn
• Blackout
• Overpowered
• The Fame Monster
• 1989
• E-Mo-Tion
• What's Your Pleasure?
• Heaven & Hell

And what!
Where are my Maxxers? @Kratz @Pipo @Jark @RJN @Devil @KindaCool

Quite A GAY list

COADF is in a league of its own though.

 

[KindaCool]

MYTP is a solid 8/10 for me now.

 

[Jark]

I'm not obsessed with this yet. it's very enjoyable but it almost feels a bit too fast and to he honest the chorus hook isn't that strong.

the synth is really doing all the heavy lighting, unlike Blinding Lights which is just a brilliant song in itself.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Same for me. It’s fun. But not quite SALT or EveryTime I Cry is it

 

[cwej]

I have done a really classic lyric mishear for this song the entire week...

I was convinced it was 'And your short fuse, just like a tampon'... which kinda makes sense too to be fair and I thought Ava was just the kinda pop star to happily sing about tampons and not worry about it.

 

[OutSynk]

it's very enjoyable but it almost feels a bit too fast

This isn't the Dido thread hun.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Really growing on me now
This is such an angsty little power bop anthem

It’s not me it’s you

Queen Ava

 

[Christian]

I like her two bit bangers, but they're all wrapped up in a second tier package. A bit like Carly Rae.

 

[Devil]

I have done a really classic lyric mishear for this song the entire week...

I was convinced it was 'And your short fuse, just like a tampon'... which kinda makes sense too to be fair and I thought Ava was just the kinda pop star to happily sing about tampons and not worry about it.

I totally heard this as well. And also thought its the kind of thing she may well sing about

 

[Una Kratz per San Marino]

I like her two bit bangers, but they're all wrapped up in a second tier package. A bit like Carly Rae.

It's stuck for her though, and surely making a little go a relatively long way is the most any of us can expect from life?

 

[Pipo]

I have done a really classic lyric mishear for this song the entire week...

I was convinced it was 'And your short fuse, just like a tampon'... which kinda makes sense too to be fair and I thought Ava was just the kinda pop star to happily sing about tampons and not worry about it.

Janft did it first!

 

[Pipo]

I like her two bit bangers, but they're all wrapped up in a second tier package. A bit like Carly Rae.

At this point, I think Ava may have more than two bangers hun, unlike Carly Rae.

 

[Jark]

she announced today that the album is called...

Diamonds & Dancefloors

/ to the max

 

[KindaCool]

Damn that's gay

 

[Pipo]

Damn that's gay

and she doubles it down with this FABULOUS album cover

 

[KindaCool]

Pre-ordered, Pre-saved, and Prolapsed.

 

[Jark]

absolutely hideous

 

[Music]

Is Maybe You’re The Problem doing anything? I mean it will probably be number one in October 2023 so probably doesn’t matter much how it’s doing now

 

[Pipo]

How is THE MOTTO doing???

 

[OutSynk]

and she doubles it down with this FABULOUS album cover

Jesus christ

 

[OutSynk]

Shakira cosplay era next? What a chameleon.

 

[KindaCool]

I fucking love her.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Calling @Kratz and all other members of our AVA MAXIMILY

 

[Pipo]

TE FE LI CI TO Ava

 

[KindaCool]

Is this one of the new songs?